I forgot how nice couches felt. Like, this is pure heaven.
"Is it going to stay there the whole time?" Collin, I think, asks.
"I don't think I've seen it blink yet."
It it it it it SHUT UP!
NO! Stop it tears!!!
I miss being dead.
"Oh shit, hey!" Collin rushes over with Ezra straight on his heels.
"What's wrong?" They crouch down next to me again like I'm a fuckin child.
"Maybe it's hungry?"
Ezra's obviously the dumbest one here.
"It's not a baby Ezra."
It it it it it
I launch off of the couch and they jump back.
"Ergggh"
Damn why have I been trying to walk? Crawling is so much easier.
"OH FUCK OH FUCK COLLIN GET IT AWAY FROM ME!!"
Collin fucking sits on me.
