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- Jack the type of guy to say "if i start laughing in a fight...Run.😈"

- Ralph and Piggy have a shared tiktok acc where they run around a shopping centre at 3am

-i feel like if Ralph had a nightmare Jack would start laughing and drop kick him and call him motherless

- Jack defiantly records himself doing makeup tutorials and Roger is like the random cat in the background that they have never introduced that walks over the table and knocks off all the makeup

- RALPH DEFINIETLY RUNS ONE OF THOSE ' YEAR 7-8 GUESS WHO ' ACCS, and puts himself in the videos of "fittest boys in year 8"

- Jack sings Ralph to sleep and Roger uses it as blackmail

- Ralph would probably try and get high off of a palm tree and cry when he slips and breaks his arms for a 2nd time

- Roger defiantly foams out the mouth

-Roger pelts rocks at everyone while they're asleep

- if anyone gets in a fight with Simon he would call his animal army and the lion from managascar to come murder you

- Piggy would belly bounce anyone who fights him

- Ralph defiantly suffers with survivors guilt. Argue wiv the wall🥳

-Jack pretends to hate being affectionate to Ralph in public.

-Ralph loves poking Jacks freckles 💀.

-Jack is big-spoon and Ralph is little-spoon.

Some of these r by my bestie Alfie🙌

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