Faye: They say that the most valuable things cost nothing.
Theo: They also say that being cheap is an annoying trait, so don’t overuse that excuse.
Faye:"just gimmie the pufferfish-"
Theo:"NO!"
if Faye met sherbert:
Faye:"you got any pufferfish?"
Sherbert:"Yeah here." *gives faye some pufferfish* "are you planning on making potions?"
Faye:*eating them* "whats a potion?"
Theo:"FAYE-!"
Theo: Which country has the most birds?
Faye: Portu-geese!
Orion: That's a language.
Faye: Portu-gull?
Orion: Good recovery.
Krit: I think you mean good re-dovery.
Nel: TURKEY. HOW DID WE MISS TURKEY?
Faye: On the count of three, what's your favorite cake? One, two, three-
Faye and Theo, in unison: Chocolate cake peanut butter frosting with chocolate chunks!
Orion: Our turn, Krit! One, two, three- vanilla!
Krit, deadpan: I've never had cake, what is cake.
Theo: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Faye: What did you do?
Theo: Nobody died.
Faye: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
Nel: Remember everyone, violence is never the answer.
Theo: You're right, Nel.. Violence can't be the answer.
Nel: Correct, Theo. Now, on to the next lesso-
Theo: Violence is the question.
Theo: And the answer is yes!
Nel: Theo, no!!
Faye: Do you want to play 20 Questions?
Theo: Why do I feel like I have no say in this?
Faye: Because you don't!
Theo: Fine..
Theo: Uh- I don't know...what's your favorite color?
Faye, laser fucking focused: Triangle. Do you like men?
Nel: krit, faye you past.
Krit and faye: yes!
Nel: theo, you have a lot to learn.
Theo: realy!?
Nel: yes realy!
Nel: What do you do when you want to talk to someone without surprising them?
Faye: Circle them.
Krit: Swim up to them.
Theo: Throw a trident at them.
Captain: where'd you get that mug-
Elodie: your mom.
Captain: I'm serious El..
Elodie: so was I?
Theo: Which one of you ate my Trident?
*everyone is silent*
Theo: I’m not mad, I just wanna know.
Krit:”I did it-“
Theo:”no no you didn’t. Who ate it.”
Krit:”I did I ate it let me get you a new one-“
Theo:”No who ate it?!”
Faye:”if it matters probably not but Nel was the last one near it”
Nel:”You liar I don’t even touch the thing!”
Faye: Oh yeah then what were you doing by the weapons cabinet yesterday?
Nel: I use the knives to push back my cuticles, everyone knows that, *Faye!*
*Theo and Orion arguing*
Void: …you want food?
Theo: Sure
Void: *gives food and leaves*
*Theo and Orion go back to arguing*
Micah: …Theo…Orion’s been pretty quiet—
Orion: *Really?!*
Micah: Yes really—
*chaos ensues*
*back to Micah and and Orion*
Micah:”how do you even know it’s eaten huh?”
Orion:”Because it’s sitting infront of us half eaten!”
Krit:*still attempting to convince Theo they did it and to just let them get him a new one*
Faye:*somewhere else* “I ate it Theo annoyed me with it so I bit it”
Theo: How are we supposed to put a tracker the size of a penny on Orion without them noticing?
Faye: Hey, Orion, I bet you 5 bucks that you can't swallow this penny.
Orion: *takes and swallows tracker* Pay up, loser.
Theo: ...
Theo: Yo dumbass, get over here.
Orion: Okay-
Krit: *gleefully runs past* I’m coming!
Orion, sadly: I thought... I was dumbass...
Theo:”No Orion you’re ‘poor asshat’ we’ve been over this”
Orion:”damn ouch-“
Krit: Do you ever feel bugs on you when really there’s nothing there?
Theo: Those are the ghosts of the bugs you killed before.
Krit:
Krit: *sobs*
Nel: You fucking scared them, you idiot.
