Krit: “Have you seen Theo around here?”
Faye: “Ugh, yes. He made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.”
Nel: “It looks fine to me?”
Faye: “IT USED TO BE WATER!!!”
Krit: “I really like this whole ‘good guy, bad guy’ thing you guys have going on.”
Theo: “It’s not an act, it’s just that I’m mean and Faye isn’t”
Faye: “Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside”
Theo:”…”
Theo:”Faye, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn...”
Faye: *Sips coffee from bowl*
Krit: “So apparently the 'bad vibes' I’ve been feeling are actually severe psychological distress”
Theo:”Is this about the arena?”
Krit: “Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.”
Krit: “People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.”
Theo:”where are you going with this-“
Krit: “And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'”
Theo: Alright, listen up you little sh!ts.
Theo: Not you Krit. You’re an angel and we’re thrilled you’re here.
Orion: What do you guys do when you're stressed?
Nel: Try and calm myself down!
Faye: Sleep.
Theo: Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out.
Krit: I don't.
Micah: It’s funny how well you and Theo get along. Didn’t he hate you at first?
Nel: Theo hates everybody at first. It’s his way of reaching out to people.
Elodie: A mouse!
Faye, pulling out a rolling pin: Go back to where you came from or I'll smack you.
Azrael, pulling out a frying pan: It'll make a nice meal!
Nel, giving the mouse cheese: You deserve a treat, little guy.
Krit, gasping: It's Ratatouille!
Nym: His name is Remi, dummy.
Elodie: ...I was going to say to just trap it and throw it out the window... what is wrong with you people.
*Squad reactions to being told ‘I love you’*
Krit: “Thanks fam!”
Theo: “oh no”
Faye: *cries* “I love you too”
Nel: “Sounds fake but okay”
Orion: *A flustered mess*
Micah: “can i get a refund”
Faye: you have to apologize to Orion!
Theo: fine.
Theo: “unfuck you,” or whatever.
'Can I copy the homework?'
Krit: “I can help you with it!”
Theo: “Yeah, sure.”
Faye: “Bold of you to assume I did the homework.”
Nel: “lol nope.”
Micah: “Wait, we had homework?!?!?!”
Orion: *Read 5:55pm*
Orion: Theo has only knocked me out three time this week. Our friendship is really developing.
Krit: “We need to distract these guys”
Faye: “Leave it to me”
Faye: “Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.”
Micah, Nel, and Orion: *Immediately begin arguing*
Theo, watching in horror: “Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.”Krit: “We need to distract these guys”
Faye: “Leave it to me”
Faye: “Centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. Discuss.”
Micah, Nel, and Orion: *Immediately begin arguing*
Theo, watching in horror: “Oh this. I don’t like this. I don't like this at all.”
Krit: I'm very scary.
Faye: You're about as scary as a wet kitten.
Krit: Wet kittens are cute, at least I've got that going for me.
Faye: And small.
Krit:
Krit: ...Yeah, yeah. I guess.
Krit: “Rules are made to be broken. “
Theo: “They were made to be followed. Nothing is made to be broken.”
Faye: “Uh, piñatas.”
Nel: “Glow sticks.”
Orion: “Karate boards.”
Micah: “Spaghetti when you have a small pot.”
Krit: “Rules.”
Theo:”…”
Theo: I know you snuck in to our house last night, Krit.
Faye: Play dumb!
Krit: Who's Krit?
Faye: NOT THAT DUMB!!!
Krit:”Hey void can I have a hug?”
Void:”yeah sure” *hugs Krit* “is there something wrong”
Krit:”Nah I just wanted to give you a hug”
Store Worker: Would a Mr. Theo please come to the front desk?
Theo, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?
Store Worker: points to Krit and Moki
Store Worker: I believe they belong to you?
Krit and Moki, simultaneously: We got lost 😦
Theo: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Krit: “So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.”
Everyone: “…”
Theo: “...I did. I broke it.”
Krit: “No. No you didn't. Faye?”
Faye: “Don't look at me. Look at Nel.”
Nel: “What?! I didn't break it.”
Faye: “Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?”
Nel: “Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.”
Faye: “Suspicious.”
Nel: “No, it's not!”
Orion: “If it matters, probably not, but Micah was the last one to use it.”
Micah: “Liar! I don't even drink that crap!”
Orion: “Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?”
Micah: “I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Orion!”
Theo: “Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Krit.”
Krit: No! Who broke it!? “
Everyone: “…”
Orion: “Krit... Faye's been awfully quiet.”
Faye: “rEALLY?!”
*Everyone starts arguing*
Krit, talking to Void: “I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it. “
Krit: “I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.”
Krit: “…”
Krit: “Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.”
Void: *laughing*
Krit: “There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?”
Theo: “Have everyone stand.”
Faye: “Bring three more chairs!”
Micah: “The most important ones can sit down.”
Orion: “Kill three.”
Nel: Play musical chairs
Krit: “Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the items you have lost throughout your life”
Theo: “Self-esteem, haven't seen you in years!”
Faye: “Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this!”
Nel: “I knew I lost that potential somewhere!”
Orion: “My moral code, is that you?”
Krit: “…”
Krit: “I was just gonna show you this cool trunk my that one person I used to know left me but do you guys need a hug”
Theo: If it pleases the court I would like to say that my opponent is TALKING SH!T!
Joshua: ...
Theo: “Nothing in life is free.”
Krit: “Love is free! “
Faye: “Adventure is free.”
Nel: “Knowledge is free.”
Orion: “Everything is free if you take it without paying.”
Theo: “Are we really going to let Micah keep Krit?”
Faye: “We kept Nel.”
Krit: “Poison is a magic transmutation potion that turns people into corpses.”
Theo: “This knife is actually a magic wand. “
Faye: “Meet me in the Denny’s parking lot for a wizard duel.”
Nel: *cocks gun* “Magic missile.”
Orion: “What the fuck is wrong with you people.”
Krit:”you think this is a bad idea?”
Micah:”Yes it’s a bad idea!”
Faye:”I’m getting mixed signals yes or no?”
Theo:”it’s a definite no!”
Krit:”we can’t see your mouth through the gate”
Theo andMicah:”NO NO NO NO!”
Krit:”I think they said yes”
Micah:”no!”
Faye:”we’re going with yes”
Theo:”NO-“
Faye: “Just be yourself.”
Micah: 'Be myself'? Faye, I have one day to make Krit trust me. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?”
Nel: “Couple weeks.”
Orion: “Six months.”
Theo: “Jury’s still out.”
Micah: “See,Faye?”
Theo: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
Faye: “What’s a horse doing on a spaceship?”
Nel: “Faye, What’s pre-revolutionary France doing on a spaceship? Get a little perspective.”
