Faye: truth or dare?
Theo: truth
Faye: tell me every crime you've ever done.
Theo: dare
Faye: give Orion a compliment.
Theo: so when I was but a lad I decimated a Coral ree-
Krit:”hey Faye”
Faye:”yeah?”
Krit:”Theo told me to stop giving toy pufferfish”
Faye:”Aw man”
Krit:”but the everything around me said otherwise so I got you some pufferfish just don’t tell Theo”
Faye:”Yeahhhhh”
Elodie: “Do you guys want to see a butterfly?”
Void: “Ooh, yes please!”
Captain, working on something: “I'm not going to stop working to look at a stupid bug!”
Elodie: “It's not a bug though...”
Captain: “...”
Void: “...”
Captain: “Well I still don't want to see.”
Void, realizing: “Please don't throw-.”
Elodie: “Whee!” *throws a stick of butter*
(Plot: Theo just cut his hair off w/one of the many tridents)
Faye, messaging Nel: Nel! Help, I'm being tailed!
Nel: Where are you?
Faye: I’m with some strange mer-person. They won't stop tailing me. Help.
Enderian: I’ll call Theo.
Theo, answering his sea-cell: Hello?
Nel: Where’s Faye? She texted me that she's being tailed by some strange mer-person.
Theo: Faye? What the heck are you talking about? She's right in front of me-
*realises what's going on*
Theo: I’ll call you back. *hangs up*
Theo: **THE NEW HAIRCUT ISN’T THAT BAD!**
Faye, turning around to face Theo: **WHO ARE YOU? AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH MY BROTHER?**
