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These are little Bugsnax moments that I thought of while playing Bugsnax, good luck!
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3 AM
Journalist: HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA!
* The Journalist was maniacally laughing while putting up advertisements for Cromdo's stupid market.. Jeez- Journalist is scary- *
Floofty, casually carrying Axelle (OC) to bed, not sleeping: What the grump--
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* Journalist went up to Kiki (OC) for her side quest thingy, speaking to her *
Kiki: Oh, Journalist! Can you give me your Bugsnax tool things? I wanna give Gramble some Bugsnax as a gift!
* Journalist was weirded out, but gave her the items anyway *
Kiki: Thanks!
* Kiki went off somewhere... *
THREE DAYS LATER, 12 AM
* There was a knock on Gramble's barn, RIGHT after he tried to get to bed? What the grump! Gramble went up to the barn and saw.. *
Kiki, with all of the Broken Tooth Bugsnax: Hey, Gramble! I caught you some Bugsnax!
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Gramble: KIKI, WHERE THE GRUMP HAVE YOU BEEN?!?!--
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* Cue Axelle ripping Cappucceetles apart, smashing them to bits, punching them to bits, with a insane look on her face *
Floofty: .
Chandlo: Hey, man, I think you got em-
Axelle: DO YOU WANT WHAT THEY'RE HAVING?
Chandlo: N-No--
Axelle: THAT'S WHAT I THOUGHT.
* Axelle just continues to cause genocide to all Cappucceetles- *
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* Kiki comes up to Filbo *
Filbo: Ah- Oh- Uh- Hi! What do you need, Kiki?
Kiki: ............
* Kiki is just staring at Filbo's cute little adorable face, blushing *
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* Filbo is now confused and blushing *
Filbo: Wha--
Kiki: Do you wanna come take a walk with me on Shimmering Springs?
Filbo: Oh!- Uh- Sure!
* Kiki just squeals and takes Filbo's paw and ZOOMS TO THE AREA- *
Filbo: wOAH-
* Cue Kiki and Filbo walking along the sand, in between the sea and land *
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Filbo: I have a question.. Was there a- uh- reasons you called me to.. Walk with you??
Kiki: Just one reason! To have quality time for you, Filbo, of course!
Filbo: Ah.. Heh- Okay!
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* silence... *
Kiki: You know you're adorable, right? Do I have to keep reminding you everyday?
Filbo: w-wHaT?--
Journalist, out of nowhere: WHY AREN'T THOSE TWO GRUMPING DATING YET?!? 1!? 1?
Wiggle: I DON'T KNOW! 1!! 1
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Beffica giving the middle finger to Cromdo: GRUMP YOU.
Beffica giving the middle finger to Filbo: GRUMP YOU.
Beffica pointing at Journalist: You're cool.
Beffica: GRUMP EVERYBODY, BAI FELICIA!
* Cue Beffica stomping/zooming off to somewhere, I wonder where she's going-- Oh, oh she's cannonballing into the volcano *
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* Cue Axelle teethly smiling with a insane look at Cappucceetle. Massive keyword: T e e t h l y *
Floofty: I am both deep in fear and slightly horni at the same time.
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Okay- that was all of the Bugsnax moments- Bye!
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