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INCORRECT QUOTES OF THE SQUAD 🤩

Miss Lottie : Are you laughing at that video of TV and Cortrezzy The Yeezy fighting?
Quacc_pac: No.
Quacc_pac: I'm laughing at the comments.

Cortrezzy The Yeezy: I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution.
Miss Lottie : You could lose a few.
Quacc_pac: You could be less lazy.
TV: Don’t be such a bitch.
Cortrezzy The Yeezy: Okay DAMN, SHIT.

Quacc_pac: How do TV and Cortrezzy The Yeezy usually get out of these messes?
Miss Lottie : They don't. They just make a bigger mess that cancels the first one out.

Miss Lottie: Hey guys I just found a new song I really like-
TV: Is it about death?
Miss Lottie: No.
Quacc_pac: Is it about drugs?
Cortrezzy the Yeezy: Is it about sex?
Miss Lottie : NO- it's about happiness and peace and-
Cortrezzy The Yeezy, Quacc_pac, and TV:

Miss Lottie : We call that a traumatic experience.
Miss Lottie , turning to Quacc_pac: Not a "bruh moment".
Miss Lottie , turning to TV: Not "sadge".
Miss Lottie , turning to Cortrezzy The Yeezy: And DEFINITELY not an "oof LMAO".

Police: You’re under arrest for trying to carry three people on a single motorcycle.
Miss Lottie, with TV and Quacc_pac behind them: Wait, what do you mean THREE?!
Police: Yes…three.
Miss Lottie : Oh, my God— What the fuck!?
Police: Wha-
Miss Lottie : Cortrezzy The Yeezy FUCKING FELL OFF!

Quacc_pac : I just found out from Miss Lottie  today that when Cortrezzy The Yeezy died and the service did the 21-gun salute at their funeral, TV said, “They should aim at the coffin to be sure.”

Cortrezzy The Yeezy: When I see really attractive people like Quacc_pac, I just laugh because I know if we lived in the Aztec culture, they'd be sacrificed for their beauty.
Miss Lottie: I mean, that's one way to cope with not being attractive.
TV: Works for me.

TV: What’s up with Quacc_pac? They’ve been laying on the floor for like….an hour now?
Miss Lottie : They're just a little overwhelmed.
TV: Why?
Miss Lottie : Cortrezzy The Yeezy smiled at them.

*The gang responding to being stabbed by a sword*
Cortrezzy The Yeezy: Rude.
TV: That's fair.
Miss Lottie: Not again.
Quacc_pac: Are you gonna want this back or can I keep it?

Quacc_pac: A stake to the heart won't kill a vampire if their tits are big enough.
Miss Lottie : Yeah, you just catch it.
Cortrezzy The Yeezy: Nah nah nah, deflects it. Stake? Just bounces right off. Done. Back to doing Real-Hot-Girl-shi.
TV: Then I just use a spear instead.
Quacc_pac: You are trying so hard to kill a vampire with big bazongas, and for what? Why would you do that to the ecosystem?

TV: Small creatures are much more vicious because they have a smaller body to bottle up all their emotions.
Cortrezzy The Yeezy : Ridiculous. Give me some examples.
Quacc_pac: Wasps?
Miss Lottie: Terriers?
Miss Lottie, Quacc_pac, TV: …
Miss Lottie, Quacc_pac, TV: Cortrezzy The Yeezy.

Miss Lottie: You know you can die from that, right?
TV: *smoking a cigarette* That’s the point.
Quacc_pac: *drinking alcohol* We’re trying to speed this up.
Cortrezzy The Yeezy: *Eating raw cookie dough and nodding*

Miss Lottie : What do you want then?
TV: Er… something work related.
Miss Lottie : What department is this?
TV: Sorry?
Miss Lottie :  Well, if it’s work related you’d obviously know what department this is. What department is this?
TV: *looks at Cortrezzy The Yeezy and Quacc_pac* Some sort of homosexual department?

Miss Lottie : I’m so happy two of my favorite people are getting along now.
Quacc_pac: Uh, TV and Cortrezzy The Yeezy are not getting along.
Miss Lottie : They’re not trying to kill each other.
Quacc_pac: You may have a point.

Miss Lottie: Who the fuck broke the toaster?
Bootyyyy_shaker9000: It was Real-Hot-Grl-shi.
Yayagirl10123: It was Real-Hot-Grl-shi.
Quacc_pac: Real-Hot-Grl-shi broke it.
Real-Hot-Grl-shi:
Real-Hot-Grl-shi: ...yOU PROMISED-

Miss Lottie: So don't panic but one of us is possessed by an owl....
Bootyyyy_shaker9000: ....
Quacc_pac: .....
Yayagirl10123: ......
Real-Hot-Grl-shi: ..Who?
Miss Lottie: That's the thing we don't-
*Everyone stares at Real-Hot-Grl-shi*

Bootyyyy_shaker9000: Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Real-Hot-Grl-shi and I are dating.
Real-Hot-Grl-shi, Quacc_pac, Yayagirl10123, and Miss Lottie: *gasp*
Bootyyyy_shaker9000: Real-Hot-Grl-shi, why are you surprised?!

Miss Lottie: Guys… the principal just called—
Yayagirl10123: It was Quacc_pac!
Quacc_pac: It was Bootyyyy_shaker9000!
Bootyyyy_shaker9000: It was Real-Hot-Grl-shi!
Real-Hot-Grl-shi: It was me!

Miss Lottie: What do you guys do when you're stressed?
Literally no one: Try and calm myself down!
Quacc_pac: Sleep.
Real-Hot-Grl-shi: Get myself into even more stress, so that the first reason for my stress gets cancelled out.
Yayagirl10123: I don't. 🥱
Real-Hot-Grl-shi: I’ve done a lot of dumb stuff.
Quacc_pac: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Bootyyyy_shaker9000: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Yayagirl10123: I joined you in the dumb stuff.
Miss Lottie: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!
Miss Lottie: Anyone d-
Real-Hot-Grl-shi: Depressed?
Bootyyyy_shaker9000: Drained?
Quacc_pac: Dumb?
Yayagirl10123: Disliked?
Miss Lottie: -done with their work... what is wrong with you people...

Miss Lottie: Okay! Let’s play Kiss Marry Kill!
Miss Lottie: First who would you kill?
*Bootyyyy_shaker9000 points at Real-Hot-Grl-shi*
*Quacc_pac points at Real-Hot-Grl-shi*
*Yayagirl10123 points at Real-Hot-Grl-shi*
Real-Hot-Grl-shi: *shrugs* I would kill me too.

*Everyone is giving advice to Yayagirl10123*
Miss Lottie: It's okay to ask for help.
Bootyyyy_shaker9000: You're not a burden.
Real-Hot-Grl-shi: Murder is okay.
Quacc_pac: Your feelings matter.

Quacc_pac: What does “take out” mean?
Bootyyyy_shaker9000: Food.
Miss Lottie: Dating.
Real-Hot-Grl-shi: Murder.
Yayagirl10123: It can be all three if you’re brave enough. ‘
Miss Lottie: I swear to god I'm the only one here with a braincell.
Quacc_pac, Yayagirl10123, Bootyyyy_shaker9000, and Real-Hot-Grl-shi: ALL HAIL the keeper of the sacred braincell!

Real-Hot-Grl-shi: Miss Lottie, what are you doing?
Miss Lottie: *shaking a cat shaped piggy bank* I’m just trying to figure out how much change I have inside.
Real-Hot-Grl-shi: You could always take it out and count it.
Miss Lottie: Where’s the fun in that?

Real-Hot-Grl-shi, texting Miss Lottie: Miss Lottie there’s a moth on the outside of the bathroom door can you get rid of it?
Real-Hot-Grl-shi: Pls hurry because I’m going to cry
Real-Hot-Grl-shi: Miss Lottie
Real-Hot-Grl-shi: Miss Lottie
Miss Lottie: Miss Lottie is dead. You’re next. Love, Moth.

I'm not bolding all of it sry y'all 🤧

My dear mother: missl0ttie
My big siblin: Yayagirl10123
My bbg's: Bootyyyy_Shaker9000 quacc_pac-
And ofc ME 👹