Paper Cuts - A Sasharcy Angst Story (Amphibia)

Writer's Block lmao

Okay so I have some writer's block, but really wanna publish smth for you guys, so... get ready for some stupid incorrect sashannearcy quotes

Anne to Sasha: I want to fucking bite you, and not in the gay way

Marcy, from the other room: I want to marry you guys, but not in the gay way

Sasha, Marcy, and Anne having their first kiss: No homo tho

Sasha, Marcy, and Anne proposing to each other: No homo tho

Sasha, Marcy, and Anne getting married: No homo tho

Priest, tearfully: And their last words, while resting in each other's arms were, "No homo tho-"

Sasha: truth or dare

Marcy: Truth

Sasha: I dare you to kiss me right now

Marcy:

Sasha:

Anne, watching Marcy tackle Sasha into a kiss: Didn't they say truth?

Sasha: Marcy, you have to stop being so clingy

Marcy:

Sasha:

Marcy:

Sasha, while holding Anne in a death grip: DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT

Marcy and Sasha playing hide and seek

Marcy, sighing: love me, love me, say that you love me

Sasha, from across the house: FOOL ME FOOL ME OH HOW YOU FOOL ME

Marcy: What if mirrors were just portals to the 3rd person world?

Sasha, sleep deprived: Is it possible to put an adult up for adoption

Anne: No, no, they have a point

Marcy: I want to fucking kill someone

Sasha, unconcerned: Okay sweetie, just don't get any blood on your shirt

Marcy:

Anne: Aren't you a cop, you should not be condoning this 

Sasha, pulling out two swords: Don't tell me how to live my life

Anne: If I had a banana every time I wanted one, I'd always have one

Marcy, confused:

Sasha, concerned: Aren't you allergic to bananas?

Anne: Exactly.

Sasha: *stubs her toe*

Sasha: MOTHER-

Anne: *Quickly covering Marcy's ears*

Marcy, brightly: FUCKER!

Sasha: I fucking hate

Anne:

Anne: Hate what?

Sasha: I just fucking hate, it's my constant mood

Marcy, falling down a flight of stairs: Sorry, Sash, I fell for you

Sasha, confused: dafuq you doing? Get up lmao

Sasha: Anne, I love you

Anne: Cool

Sasha:

Anne:

Anne: What? My mom said don't lie about loving people, I ain't changing that now

Marcy: I want to fucking die

Marcy: But I love out of spite of my enemies and Sasha's rage...his disgust fuels me

Marcy:

Anne:

Marcy, spying Anne's arm:

Anne: *sighs and lifts up her arm in front of Marcy*

Marcy, happily: *munch munch*

Sasha: I have lost all sense of self, I only remember anger and gay

Anne:

Sasha:

Anne:

Sasha:

Marcy: You guys look like you want to kill each other

Anne and Sasha: Glad we're on the same page

Marcy: Anne?!

Anne: Yes?

Marcy: I may have broken something-

Anne: YOU WHAT?!

*sound of something falling*

Marcy, weakly: I may have broken two somethings

Sasha, sighing: Aren't they just perfect?

Anne: They're literally trash talking someone's chess skills

Sasha, dreamily: Exactly

Marcy: B4?! WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING YOU FUCKING SALAMANDER-

Sasha: I'm the most beautiful and amazing person out there, I deserver the beset of the best. I will only date the most talented, beautiful-

Anne, to Marcy: Hey Marcy, are you an angel? Cus- wait I messed it up-

Marcy: No, no, it goes like this: Did you come from down under 'cus you're a demo- wait-

Sasha, looking towards the camera: I want those two

Marcy, reciting their vows: IIIII just wanna tell you how I'm feeling-

Anne: Babe, we're literally getting married

Sasha: GOTTA MAKE YOU, UNDERSTAND

Marcy: I wonder what Sasha's thinking about

Sasha's brain: Berries and cream berries and cream-

Ik its a bit off my usual angst and "professional" demeanor but I just wanna write and have fun lol

Also please remember to drink and have a healthy meal. Love you all, stay safe <3