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aizawa: i'm your homeroom teacher (new commanding officer) shota aizawa
momo: speech!
aizawa: that was my speech
momo: short and sweet
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iida: here are two pictures, one is your locker, the other is a garbage dump in the philippines, can you tell which is which?
kaminari: ...... that one's the dump?
iida: they're both your locker!
kaminari: ah i shoud'a guessed that!
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mina: (to tokoyami) can you go be depressed over there? your bumming out my whole area
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shoji: whatcha got there sato?
sato who's grandma just died(can we get an F in the chat?): eggs in a bag, nothing brings me joy anymore, not even food, now i only eat for sustenance
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kirishma: alright, give me your hair dryer
momo and jiro: what?/what are you talking about?
kirishima: don't you carry on in your purse?
momo: have you ever met a human woman?
kirishima: *shrugs*
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and that's it, tell me if i missed any quotes from this season or if i should switch any of the characters