A/N: WARNING! SHIPS YOU MAY NOT LIKE! IF YOU DON'T LIKE WHAT YOU SEE THEN LEAVE CALMLY! DO NOT LEAVE HATE COMMENTS!
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mei: When are we gonna fuck?
iida: What?
mei: Oh sorry autocorrect. When are we gonna hang out?
iida: First of all that two words aren't even close to each other. And second of all, this is a verbal conversation...
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tokoyami: I don't do relationships.
tsu: *exists*
tokoyami: Shit.
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momo: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.
todoroki: Hi, I'm 'things'.
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shiozaki: My future partner must be brave, strong, intelligent, successful, and organized.
koda: *steps on a caterpillar and proceeds to drop to his knees and sob while apologizing profusely*
shiozaki: That one. I want that one.
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momo: How was the honeymoon?
jiro: denki got drunk and tried to destroy our marriage certificate.
jiro: He said, "good luck trying to return me without the receipt".
jiro: I love him.
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mirko: Look, last night was a mistake.
shiggy: A sexy mistake.
mirko: No, just a regular mistake.
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(after encountering some bullies from shoji's middle school)
shoji: The best revenge, really, is being nice!
yanagi: *protective girlfriend mode activated* Or murder.
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mina: I feel like doing something stupid
kirishima: I'm stupid, do me.
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bakugo: Go fuck yourself.
camie: *smugly* Sure, but only if you watch.
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kendo: yanagi, can you please tell monoma that I'm mad at him? We're in the middle of a fight and I don't want to talk to him.
yanagi: You're literally sitting on his lap.
kendo: Yes, what's your point?
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aizawa: *stressed out of his mind*
emi: you seem stressed, wanna make out?
aizawa: that will not help my problems in any way!
emi: but it won't make them worse
aizawa: .............. fair *kisses emi*
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uraraka: *unusually confident* how's the best person in the world today?
deku: (think fast!) i don't know, how are you?
uraraka: *🍅*
deku: (nailed it! wait, i just said that!) *🍅*
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komori: i got a new mushroom today! his name is kimoto!
kuroiro: please marry me
komori: what?
kuroiro: what?
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ojiro: hey tooru
hagakure: yeah?
ojiro: you got some food on your cheek
hagakure: oh, where?
ojiro: here *kisses her cheek*
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i had trouble with some of these, tell me if i should switch any of the ships
