mha as brooklyn 99 season 3 quotes

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A/N: WARNING! SHIPS YOU MAY NOT LIKE! IF YOU SEE SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE THEN CALMLY LEAVE AND DON'T BE A TOXIC A**HOLE!

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tokoyami: (talking to shoji about his love life) i've only been courting tsuyu for a day and a half but if anything were to happen to her i would kill everyone in this room and then myself

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(jiro and kaminari are in a restaurant and confused as to a villain's whereabouts)

kaminari: *lightbulb* i think i just figured something out, i gotta go!

jiro: aren't you forgetting something?

kaminari: uhhh.......... *kisses her forehead* *runs off

jiro: *blushes* no pay your bill! damn, who raised you?!

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(1-A is house-sitting for aizawa and things go wrong)

kirishima: the average foot speed of a cat is 30 miles per hour which means with every passing second, that slippery bastard gets further away

meanwhile

haru: *walking around at a leisurely pace in a chill way just taking in all these new sights and smells*

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tell me if i missed anything or if i should switch the characters

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