A/N: WARNING! SHIPS YOU MAY NOT LIKE! IF YOU SEE SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE THEN CALMLY LEAVE AND DON'T BE A TOXIC A**HOLE!
-----------------
tokoyami: (talking to shoji about his love life) i've only been courting tsuyu for a day and a half but if anything were to happen to her i would kill everyone in this room and then myself
-----------------
(jiro and kaminari are in a restaurant and confused as to a villain's whereabouts)
kaminari: *lightbulb* i think i just figured something out, i gotta go!
jiro: aren't you forgetting something?
kaminari: uhhh.......... *kisses her forehead* *runs off
jiro: *blushes* no pay your bill! damn, who raised you?!
-----------------
(1-A is house-sitting for aizawa and things go wrong)
kirishima: the average foot speed of a cat is 30 miles per hour which means with every passing second, that slippery bastard gets further away
meanwhile
haru: *walking around at a leisurely pace in a chill way just taking in all these new sights and smells*
-----------------
tell me if i missed anything or if i should switch the characters