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tokoyami: i have plans on saturday as well, i am going to visit those responsible for my birth
shoji: so? you don't even like your parents, you call them "smiley morons" and "hug freaks"
tokoyami: plans are plans and i shall follow through with them, i am both a bada** and an anarchist
shoji: i don't buy it
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kaminari: wait for it, wait for it, *tick* 9:01, tenya iida is officially late for the first time ever
deku: alright let's do this, who's got theories? *pulls out notebook*
sato: uhhhhhh... alarm didn't go off!
kirishima: all three alarms? all with battery backup? c'mon who wants to take this seriously?
sero: ooo! he was taken in his sleep!
kirishima: that's what i'm talking about! super dark sero but way more plausible than sato's idiotic alarm clock theory! no offense dude
sato: none taken
tokoyami: i bet he tucked himself into bed too tight and got stuck
mina: maybe he fell into another dimension where he's interesting
aizawa: it's 9:00 am! why is no one working?!
uraraka: iida's a few minutes late and we're all trying to guess why
aizawa: oh, i could play, i'd say he's looking for his glasses... this is fun
mineta: it is fun but your all wrong he clearly slipped through a subway grate and is having terrible sex with a mole lady
*footsteps*
*iida walks in the door*
uraraka: there he is, iida! where have you been? we've been worried sick, do you care to explain yourself!?
iida: i'm just 70 seconds late, it's no big deal don't worry about it
aizawa: iida, you will tell us and you will tell us now
iida: ... i couldn't find my glasses...
aizawa: hot damn!
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tell me if i missed anything or if i should switch the characters
