mha as brooklyn 99 season 1 quotes

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aizawa: i'm your homeroom teacher (new commanding officer) shota aizawa

momo: speech!

aizawa: that was my speech

momo: short and sweet

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iida: here are two pictures, one is your locker, the other is a garbage dump in the philippines, can you tell which is which?

kaminari: ...... that one's the dump?

iida: they're both your locker!

kaminari: ah i shoud'a guessed that!

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mina: (to tokoyami) can you go be depressed over there? your bumming out my whole area

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shoji: whatcha got there sato?

sato who's grandma just died(can we get an F in the chat?): eggs in a bag, nothing brings me joy anymore, not even food, now i only eat for sustenance

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kirishma: alright, give me your hair dryer

momo and jiro: what?/what are you talking about?

kirishima: don't you carry on in your purse?

momo: have you ever met a human woman?

kirishima: *shrugs*

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and that's it, tell me if i missed any quotes from this season or if i should switch any of the characters

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