❝ 𝗙𝗔𝗥𝗘𝗪𝗘𝗟𝗟 𝗡𝗘𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗟𝗔𝗡𝗗, ❞ 𝗍𝗑𝗍 𝖿𝖾𝗆𝖺𝗅𝖾 𝗆𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋.

𝗶𝘅. 𝗌𝖺𝗄𝗎𝗋𝖺'𝗌 𝖺𝖻𝖼𝗌

𝗶𝗻𝘁𝗿𝗼𝗱𝘂𝗰𝗶𝗻𝗴 . . . txt's :: sakura

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙A IS FOR . . . : ❝ actually i'm way sexier than you, so please stop talking . ❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙B IS FOR . . . : ❝ no, taehyun, i am not going to call you broski while we have sex . ❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙C IS FOR . . . : ❝ cry about it, stupid. oh wait, you're actually crying?! i'm so sorry ! ❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙D IS FOR . . . : ❝ just because i want to die doesn't mean i'm suicidal! you're not my therapist . ❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙E IS FOR . . . : ❝ i think you're just jealous that everyone loves me while nobody loves you, sorry not sorry . ❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙F IS FOR . . . : ❝ i don't want to come, sorry. oh there's free food there? i'm five minutes away . ❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙G IS FOR . . . : ❝ gyu, get your little ass back here right now ! ❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙H IS FOR . . . : ❝ honestly, you are the personification of the words half-assed . ❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙I IS FOR . . . : ❝ why do you want to send me to an insane asylum? i'm perfectly sane! fuck you ! ❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙J IS FOR . . . : ❝ just, stop talking. you do you, and i'll do me. NO BEOMGYU NOT LIKE THAT ! ❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙K IS FOR . . . : ❝ go fuck yourself kai- NO I DONT WANT TO WATCH ?!? ❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙L IS FOR . . . : ❝ oh my god, you are totally the type to be a loser in school, waiting for your glow up, just to be a loser as an adult too . ❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙M IS FOR . . . : ❝ i'm mentally ill, you have to be nice to me . ❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙N IS FOR . . . : ❝ no, im not scared of spiders- GET THE SPIDER OUT OF MY FACE RIGHT FUCKING NOW CHOI YEONJUN !  ❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙O IS FOR . . . : ❝ oh my fucking god . ❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙P IS FOR . . . : ❝ you lowkey look like a penis right now .❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙Q IS FOR . . . : ❝ one question, why are you so fucking hot ?! ❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙R IS FOR . . . : ❝ i have to record this. no, not because you look good. it's to add to my list of stupid shit you've done, kai . ❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙S IS FOR . . . : ❝ CHOI SOOBIN YOU ASSHOLE ! I WILL GET REVENGE ! ❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙T IS FOR . . . : ❝ being in txt made me realize how dumb people can actually be . ❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙U IS FOR . . . : ❝ uhm.... no . ❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙V IS FOR . . . : ❝ very good? more like i wish i was dead! what do you mean that doesn't make sense? it makes perfect sense ! ❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙W IS FOR . . . : ❝ woah, why am i so sexy?! oh my god, i'm falling in love with myself . ❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙X IS FOR . . . : ❝ you can't even speak when you're shaped like a fucking xylophone . ❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙Y IS FOR . . . : ❝ yeonjun is totally the type to say "thank you" after you say "i love you" to him. oh, how do i know? he did that to me, once . ❞

*ੈ✩‧₊˚┊͙Z IS FOR . . . : ❝ i'm so glad my representative animal isn't a zebra, those things are ugly as fuck . ❞

LANA HAS SOMETHING TO SAY!

please ignore my attempts at being funny i'm such a boring and unfunny person with the worst humor ever so don't judge 😭 also these are just her most used phrases with these letters !!