~ Alt.Cesar x Mark ~ // smut //

Chapter 5: "Chapter 4 part 2"

( still a collab chapter lmao, same thing as last time.)

(WARNINGS: LOTS OF CUSS WORDS, DIRTY ASS LANGUAGE)

~Mark's POV~

Crap. I didn't think we were being that loud.. we did get a little carried away though. "We already knew lol" Cesar explains about how he already knew, as they look shocked. I'm still struggling to stand, I am in so much fucking pain right now, I need a painkiller or something. Me and Cesar are completely red. I look at Cesar for reassurance, he points at a nearby chair, I waddle over and sit down. Groaning, Cesar says something to me but I can't understand him because I'm in too much pain. "Do you guys have any painkillers?" Adam nods and goes through his pockets, he pulls one out and hands it to me. Why did Adam have painkillers in his pocket? I don't really want to know, I take it and I start to feel a bit better, I nod at Adam as a 'thank you.' Jonah looks at Adam with a confused expression, "Adam, honey, I love you, but why do you have painkillers in your pockets?" Adam looks at Jonah with a completely serious face. "Reasons we will not discuss infront of friends." Everybody looks at Adam, incredibly concerned. I giggle a little bit. 

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"Wanna watch a movie?" I ask, I need a distraction. "Maybe we could watch the South Park movie again? We kind of got.. distracted last time." Cesar says as he blushes and looks down at me. I blush a little bit too. I go and turn on the movie, we all sit on the couch, except for jonah, who's making popcorn. He finally finished making popcorn and sits down on the couch. We start watching the movie, I'm sitting in Cesar's lap. 

~"Cesar's" POV~

Mark is sitting in my lap as we watch South Park: the movie again. I give mark a little kiss on his head, I always forget how soft his hair is. He isn't shaking as much as before, he must not be in as much pain as he was before, that must be why he suddenly wanted to watch a movie. I give mark a little smooch on the head and then we start the movie.

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As the movie finished, me and mark had already eaten all the popcorn, Adam and Jonah were both asleep and it was kind of cute ngl. Jonah woke up, it was kind of obvious because he stopped snoring. He stayed laying on Adam, though, and cuddled up next to him. "Y'all gay as hell." I point out. Adam must've woken up and  gives me the death glare "not as gay as you fuckers, remember earlier~" he says with a slight giggle "oh my fucking god shut the fuck up we weren't trying to be lou-" "can y'all not argue about who's gayer, all of us are gay as hell." Mark interrupted. Jonah suddenly yelled "yeah, guys! We"re all super duper pooper scooper gay!!" Everyone started laughing, that was so fucking stupid I don't know why I'm laughing at it. Then jonah went to go take a shit or something.

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~Mark's POV~

When jonah went to the washroom Adam went to go grab a blanket, I look at Cesar and give him a little kiss while he's gone. He comes back and becomes a little couch bun. "Me and jonah haven't had sex yet.." me and Cesar just look at Adam with a shocked expression. "A haha... what ?" I ask him, "oh it's nothing never mind that I was just thinking out loud!" He was red like a tomato. "HESSS BLUSHINGGG HESS THINKING ABT HIS BBG JONAHHHHH~" Cesar yells, I giggle a little bit. "NO I AM NOT!" Adam yells back.  Jonah finally comes back after his hour long piss or something. Jonah comes back in, "wrong time, Joseph." Why did Adam call jonah 'Joseph?' Is that what jonah stands for or something? Is that his actual name? I don't know and I don't ca- "OOOOOOO~ ADAM IS THINKING ABT FUCKING JONAH IN THE ASSSS~" Cesar teases Adam relentlessly. "NO I AM NOT YOU ALTERNATE." When Adam says that Cesar does a little gay gasp. I giggle a little. "ADAM WANTS JONAH INSIDE HIM"  Cesar yells, what is wrong with him? He's like a little horny child. We're all little horny children. "I DONT WANT JONAH INSIDE ME YOU WANT MARK INSIDE IF YOU, YOU HORNY ASS MOTHERFUCKING ALTERNATE." Cesar's human half turns red "WELL.. MAYBE I DO.. BUT YOU WANT JONAH MORE~" Jonah walks over and covers Adams mouth, "stop... stop screaming.. all of you." He sounded like he was on the verge of tears.. I feel kind of bad now. Adam apologizes to Jonah while hugging him. 

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Cesar looks at Adam with a gay little smirk, he texts him, I don't know what happened but Adam looks pissed, they have a little texting fight. Cesar walks over to Jonah and says "Jonah, I have to talk to Adam real ~ quick. Can you get off of him?" Jonah nods and stands up. Cesar and adam walk into another room.

While they're gone Jonah gives me an ipad!!! He shows me this little baby show. It's called.. Cocomelon.. or something. I start to watch it out of pure boredom. 

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THIS IS THE GREATEST SHOW IVE EVER WATCHED! ITS GOT SUCH A POWERFUL MESSAGE SND A GREAT STORYLINE... THE WHEELS LN THE BUS DO GO ROUND AND ROUND. THIS SHOW IS SO CLEVER, I AM I  TEARS B6 HOE AMASINGLY MADE THIS SHOW IS. Cesar finally walks out with Adam, I am sobbing and he asks me what's wrong. I replied with "nothing." "Cesar.. I have to t-t-tell you something." "Yeah mark?" Cesar looks concerned for me, like somethings wrong. "..." I struggle to get the words out of my mouth... "c-c-cocomelon.." 

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