It's been a few hours and my friends still don't trust Furcorn! I think he's a really cool guy... We've been talking for a while. He's so funny and cute.. God, He's just so... NO NO NO!! BAD BENATAR. NO THINK ABOUT THAT. HE JUST FRENCH FRY FRIEND. "Yo Emoji Hair dude u good?" I suddenly snap out of my thoughts. (Emoji Hair dude is what Furcorn calls me) "yeah it's just..." i trail mixed off. "Bro if u want ur friends to speak to you again i can leave, I'll find a way back to plant island. or maybe even earth if I have to." Furcorn said with empathy. "Nah fuck them mate!" I replied. "Fuck you Benatar!" I heard Deejay yell from the other room. But does it look like i gave a carpeting crap? No. I didn't. "Feeling hungry or thirsty Furcorn?
If your thirsty we got Bohahs ' o' Woahs in the fridge!" I asked. "Sure British bitch" furporn replied. i loved that nickname, but only when he said it. If Puff Puff or Axel said it i would probably becum a little pissed 🙄. I went to get Furcorn some Bohahs ' o' Woah. "Enjoy!" I told him. He sipped on the ice cold water. "So what now?" He assked me. "No fucking clue." I responded. But then Axel finally entered the same room as me and Furcorn. "Bro sorry about earlier u seem cool." Axel said to Furcorn. "Okay lol well i forgive axe L. as well as fat boy and tampon torso." He said. I gasped. 😱. "WHAT DID YOU JUST CALL ME?!?!" Puff Puff yelled. "Bro Are u dumb? If you fought that thing you'd die the second you came 2 inches close, which is probably also the size of ur dick." Deejay told him. "Want proof bastard?" Puff Puff responsed. When I tell you our jaws dropped. ☹️
