namek saga (ch-6)

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(cut to Zarbon's corpse falling into a lake, Vegeti killing her in cold blood)

KRILLIN: wow you really killed that chick

VEGETI: Yeah, didn't even know I could pull that off. But... you know us Saiyans, we get stronger every time we almost die.

KRILLIN: Well... that seems... incredibly unfair. So, um... you seem like a busy woman, so...

VEGETI: Oh yeah, killing people, and were about to become immortal.

KRILLIN: Well, we don’t wanna keep ya, so I guess we'll be seeing ya!

VEGETI: Yep! And I still got a lot to take care of and I... Ohohohoho! Ohhh, wait a minute, nice try. Gimme the Dragon Ball.

KRILLIN: Aww... (gives Vegeti the Dragon Ball)

Y/N: where is zarbon

VEGETI: on vacation with dodoria

KRILLIN: no you just kil-

VEGETI: (yandere glare) tell him and I'll rip your spine out of your body

KRILLIN: y-you go it

VEGETI: Ya know, I could kill both of you right now, but after helping zarbon with vacation and getting this last Dragon Ball, I'm in a good mood; I mean a REALLY good mood. But just remember this: next time you see me, me and Y/N will be immortal... Not that you stood a chance to begin with. I'm just... Saiyan. (canned laughter plays in the background) Y/N say the line I told you

Y/N: oh Wakka wakka! (Both flies off)

[OPENING SEQUENCE]

(cuts to Krillin and Bulma after Vegeti and Y/N has taken off with the DragonBall)

BULMA: Well, congratulations. You've single-handedly doomed us all.

KRILLIN: I didn't see you do anything.

BULMA: What exactly did you expect me to do?

KRILLIN: Well I dunno, maybe you could've bitched at her, how 'bout that? That's all you appear to be good for these days! Huh? Used your bitch-fu on him? "Bulma, the Mistress of Bitching", that's what they should call you...

(cuts to Vegeti with Y/N and Gohan, both of them holding a
DragonBall, flying in the sky)

VEGETI & GOHAN: (both of them singing in their thoughts in the tune of "Don’t Stop Me Now" by Queen while Y/N is humming to himself the theme song to "goosebumps")

♪Don’t stop me now, having such a good time♪

♪I'm holdin’ this ball♪

♪Don’t stop me now...♪

(both Vegeti and Gohan senses each other and stops singing)

VEGETI & GOHAN: What the...?!

GOHAN: That's Vegeti and that other kid... (in his thoughts) Uh, I know! (flies down and hides behind a cliff) If I just hide here and lower my power level, they shouldn't find me!

VEGETI: Okay, what the hell is going on? I know I just sensed something down there.

GOHAN: (thinking) Good! Now
just go on and...

Y/N: Vegeti I think it was the space ducks friend

VEGETI: (gives head pats) good job Y/N (to Gohan) Hey! Show yourself before I turn this place into a barren wasteland! So basically the same, only on fire.

GOHAN: (thinking) Crapbaskets!

VEGETI: (begins charging a ki blast) Three... Two... One...
(prepares to blast the area before...)

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