The Hoodrats Of Yokai Academy

4: The Tutor And The Truth

Ririko Kagome was the math teacher of Yokai Academy. Math was highly important for it was a part of everyday living. You needed to tell time, measurements, dates, years, etc. Historians and ancient men of old relied on mathematics for survival and precision. Even in the modern day, mathematics was extremely important with inventions, calculations and speculations. So how did HARRY out of everyone fail mathematics?

Well...He was plain lazy. He loved the subject, but wasn't IN LOVE WITH IT. Ririko Kagome saw this as an opportunity to "Tutor" Harry, despite kurumu's concern about the teacher wanting to rape the oldest brother of the parker brothers. She wasn't alone in this either. Howard and Hogi felt the same way about this woman. Ririko was odd and mysterious. A woman that was cunning enough to rape Harry. Trouble was with Harry was that he was hard to catch by himself. Be it with Kurumu or his brothers or new friends that he would make, Ririko saw that Harry was never ALONE.

So when she FINALLY got him to herself, Harry knocked her out cold, took her to the infirmary, and everything went back to normal from there.

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Now it was around July or August, there were plans made by the academy for summer vacation. Moka wore a stunning summer outfit while Howard wore mid-length shorts and a Tank Top that showed a physique that made all the girls except Kurumu,Yukari, and Mizore drool with lust. "Huh. I guess boys rule and girls drool. I thought the opposite was true, guess I was wrong."

Moka: "Howard, I told you to put on a T-Shirt-"

Howard: "MOKA, IT IS HOT AS SHIT OUTSIDE! IF I PUT ON A T-SHIRT I WOULD BURN UP IN IT! BESIDES, I'M COMFORTABLE LIKE THIS!"

Moka: "But the other girls are staring! It's making me feel insecure!"

Howard groaned: "For fucks sake Moka, you're with me. I'm with you. These bitches only want me for my body! They didn't care about me like you or your other half has. And that's saying something because you and her put me through the MOST SHIT WHILE BEING AT THIS FUCKING SCHOOL!"

Hogi: "Like that one time Howard was helping a wolf girl with her homework and Inner Moka came out and beat the shit out of her?"

Harry: "Na...When that one girl wanted Howard to be the judge of their cheerleading club..."

Kurumu: "No way...That fucking beauty pegnant...Inner Moka was about tear shit up that day."

Mizore: "I say Howard, you truly have a MONSTER on your hands."

Howard: "No Bullshit. Here's the question though...Why are you into me so much Moka? You barely knew shit about me when you first met me. And you could have gave any other nigga the time of day. What gives?"

Moka blinked and looked over at Harry: "Really? Harry never told you?"

Howard: "Told me what?"

Hogi: "Aww...Shit..." [Looks at Harry]

Harry: "What?" Harry grew nervous all of a sudden: "Why'd you say that Hogi?"

Hogi: "Bruh...Since we've been around you, you've been keeping secrets on top of secrets. Why? What are you trying to hide from your brothers? Does it have something to do with what Dr. Fate told you to tell us two years ago?"

Harry: "Wha-No! Look, we got summer vacation to think about! There's going to be fun, sweat, food, and bitches in Bikinis! And I wanna see my Kurumu in a Bikini...[Giggles like a pervert] Fo'real, I've waited TOO long to see that beautiful skin of yours exposed."

Kurumu giggled: "I've been waiting to touch those rock-hard abs of yours Harry Parker. Don't think this is a one way street. I gots needs too."

Harry licked his lips: "Mmm...I'm sure you do baby...Oooo...I'm getting so hard for you right now Kurumu-"

Hogi: "Aw-Shit! We don't need to know that! Fucking Fag!"

Howard: "Knowing it isn't so bad as hearing it. Harry, you need to chill. I know you and Kurumu cannot wait to fuck like rabbits, but we're around classmates and teachers and principals. Same goes to you too Kurumu."

Kurumu and Harry looked like kids who spilled their Milk: "Okay..."

Hogi: "But for real, what are you hiding from us Harry?"

"Nothing!" Harry replied, ignoring Moka's expression which said 'You Are Such A Fucking Liar' The other half was saying the same thing. What was it that Harry was keeping hidden from Howard and Hogi?

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In the Human World, at the Beach, everyone was having a good time, or they were relaxing, or they were receiving tours and gathering information about the human world. Yukari's love for sunflowers got the best of her and it led her to encountering another witch named Ruby Tojo. They quickly became best friends. However, when Yukari mentioned that she was friends with Howard, Harry, and Hogi parker...That changed the whole scenario quickly. "Yukari, where are they now?" Ruby asked

"They're probably at a hotel now." Yukari replied: "Why, what's wrong?"

Ruby: "Is there some way you can bring them here? There's something I have to share with them. Something their ancestor wanted me to tell them."

Yukari: "I'm not at my peak when it comes to transportation spells."

Ruby: "Then I'll help you. But I need to meet with them Immediately."

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Ruby and Yukari created the transportation spell that brought Hogi, Howard, and Harry from their hotel rooms with the girls to the sunflower garden where Yukari and Ruby were. It was aroun evening time, close to nightfall. "It worked!" Yukari cheered

"Thank goodness." Ruby remarked

"Aye yo what da fuck is going on?!" Hogi shouted, him and his brothers getting up after falling on top of each other: "And where da fuck have you been Yukari?!"

"I've been here talking to Ruby Tojo!" Yukari replied with a grin: "She's a witch just like me and-!"

Ruby bowed before Hogi, Howard, and Harry as though they were kings of their rightful kingdoms: "Parker brothers." She spoke to Hogi and Howard and Harry: "It is my honor to be before your presence. Your grandfather is someone I owe my life to because he saved myself and my family from a horde of demons that followed a half-demon called Araku. Your grandfather's seed, your father, they wanted me to tell you of your origins. The origins your brother Harry refused to tell you about."

"Origins?" Howard and Hogi looked at Harry: "Origins Harry didn't want us to know about huh?"

"For reasons." Harry replied, showing a different side only his brothers saw twice: "Ruby don't tell them-"

Ruby: "I must. It was your grandfather's wish and your father's. Howard, Hogi, the truth that your brother has hidden from you is that you're not humans. You are vampires."

Hogi and Howard were shocked. "WHAT DA FUCK?!!!!!" Hogi's response echoed throughout Japan.

[Springfield....]

"Good Lord." Ned Flanders woke up after hearing Hogi's response: "That is the second loudest use of profanity I've ever heard!"