Hinata x Neji

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Hinata: ...

Hinata: What. The. Actual. Fuck.

Sakura: ...Hinata has never sweared

Sakura: Never

Kakashi: Yeah... this is fucked up

Naruto: And why the fuck do people ship them?!

Hinata: I literally call him Neji-nii san

Ino: Even I'm against incest

Ino: *whispers* As hot as it may be

Gaara: This just keeps getting weirder

Rock Lee: NO YOUTH HERE, THIS IS SO NOT YOUTHFUL

Might Gai: SO UNYOUTHFUL

Might Gai: MY POOR STUDENT, I WILL PRAY TO THE GODS OF YOUTH FOR YOU NEJI

~somewhere in Konoha~

Neji: *starts sneezing uncontrollably*

Neji: Why in the hell do I hear waves crashing

Tenten: And the sun is suddenly setting in the middle of the day? 

Tenten: The fuck?

~back to the reaction~

Sasuke: This makes me uneasy

Kakashi: Why so my cute little genin?

Sasuke: ... I'm going to ignore the rest of that statement

Sasuke: If there are abominations like this that exist

Sasuke: Then surely there might be other pairings between us and family members

Me: Welp let's not dwell on that for the moment

Me: So?

Naruto: 0/10

Naruto: I should not even need to explain myself

Hinata: -100000000/10

Hinata: Now if you excuse me

Hinata: *throws up in the conveniently placed trash can*

Sakura: I'm pretty sure we're all in agreement here

Sakura: So 0/10

Me: why, just why

Me: Naruto fandom, please don't let me lose faith in you

Me: -10000/10

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