Sakura x Kisame

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Sakura: ...

Sakura: ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?!

Sakura: NOT ONLY IS IT ANOTHER AKATSUKI BUT THE FUCKING SHARK MAN?!

Ino: HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Sai: You have such strange taste in men Ugly

Sakura: SHANNAROOOO

Sai: *dodges the incoming fist just in time*

Sai: Oops, did I say something wrong?

Sakura: SAIIII!!!!!

Sakura: *begins to chase Sai around the room with all the intent to throttle him*

Gaara: ...is this a normal occurrence?

Konoha nin -Gai, Lee, Sakura, and Sai: *Deadpan*

Konoha nin -Gai, Lee, Sakura, and Sai: Yes.

Sakura: *still chasing  and screaming at Sai*

Sasuke: *sighs* Oi, damare 

Sasuke: You're wasting time like that

Hinata: A-and you are h-hurting Naruto-kuns e-ears 

Naruto: How'd you know Hinata?

Hinata: W-well f-foxes have heightened h-hearing r-right?

 Naruto: Yep! And Kurama's is reallyyyyyy strong, so all that screaming was really starting to hurt mine and Kurama's ears you know!

Sai: I did not realise Ugly's screeching hurt your ears so much Naruto

Sakura: SAIIIIIII

Hinata: B-be quiet Sakura-chan!

Me: Lets move on to the ratings now, shall we?

Sakura: This disgusts me 0/10

Ino: This is fucking hilarious, 7/10

Sai: They make the perfect ugly couple, 8/10

Sakura: Sai I swear I will rip your fucking tongue off

Sai: *leans close to Naruto*

Sai: Ugly is very moody today

Naruto: *giggles a bit*

Kakashi: Meh, 2/10

Kakashi: It is kinda funny but we probably shouldn't antagonize Sakura much longer *sweatdrop*

Gaara: Most of these pairings do not make sense anyways

Gaara: Save for a few, but I will give this a 1/10

Might Gai: WHO IS THAT SHARK AGAIN?

Rock Lee: YOU HAVE YOUTHFULLY FOUGHT HIM THREE TIMES GAI-SENSEI!

Might Gai: THANK YOU LEE

Rock Lee: YOU ARE VERY WELCOME GAI-SENSEI!

Might Gai: LEE!

Rock Lee: GAI-SENSEI!

Might Gai: LEE!

Rock Lee: GAI-SENSEI!

Might Gai: LEE!

Rock Lee: GAI-SENSEI!

Hinata: BE QUIET ALL OF YOU! HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN ABOUT NARUTO-KUNS SENSITIVE HEARING?!

Everyone: *sweat drops*

Me: Alrighty, I think y'all might be done with this one

Me: 0/10

Me: This ship makes zero fucking sense




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