Creepypasta Zodiacs [HIATUS]

What the CPs think of you: Part 4

For Cancer

Slenderman: They are very protective of the people they care about. That is why I made them a proxy.

Trenderman: They disgust me (He's hiding the fact that you guys are more stylish. See Which Pasta hates you and why)

Offenderman: Cancer-baby~ their lips are so juicy I wanna give them a taste-(you whore *yeets him to space*)

Splendorman: They're so kawaii!!!

Jeff the Killer: I have no interest in such an asshole.

EJ: They love kidneys :)

LJ: They were so kind to me when we first met, I have this fuzzy feeling whenever they're around... (It's called LOOVE-)

Nina the Killer: They're so fun! A person who actually isn't interested in Jeffy!

Jane the Killer: They have a habit of worrying a lot. When they have panic attacks, I'm always the one calming them down.

Homicidal Liu: They understand the pain I went through in my past. I appreciate them for it.

Masky: I tried killing them once, that damn Tails Doll was in the way so I killed him too. In the end, Slender revived them both (you guys are lucky Slender revived you)

Hoodie: A wonderful proxy.

Lost Silver: They're just like me, shy and scared of my past.

Strangled Red: I heard they became a proxy. Nice for them I guess?

Glitchy Red: I've never met them.

Lazari: I brought them to the mansion because I saw lots of potential in them. I mean, have you seen them kill?? Anyways, they're my best friend (other than Sally)

Zero: Too emotional for me

Sally: I look up to them! They're such a good influence!!

BEN Drowned: Haha they suck at video games

Dark Link: I agree with BEN.

Bloody Painter: They're good at painting.

Judge Angels: ... (you okay Dina?) *blushing mildly* Guilty....of stealing my heart (OoO)

Puppeteer: Their killing style is just like mine, I taught them a few tricks.

Lulu: *twitches at the sound of their name* T-Their eyes are so beautiful...I want them for myself.

Nurse Ann: Why must she be friends with that angel girl...

Nathan the Nobody: I hear they're the gem of the Mansion...what's so special about them?

Jason the Toy maker: Hehe, they're fun to play with~

Zalgo: I̴̢̨͙͖̻͈̥͔͚͔̭̽̈̄͒̇͌͌̕̕ ̶̧̛̛̣͐̈́̄̇͂͠ḧ̵̺̱̬̥̲̣̗̫̦͎ą̶̧̡̦͉̲͙̗̳̭̗͒̉̏̚ͅv̴̧̨̧̢̡͓͚̠͔̺̲̱̜̰̬̪̝͛̀̎͑̇͌̈̏̎̆e̵̪̲͇̠͖͇͔̮̹̖̪̙͙̥̱͑̆̂̒͐̎̎͆̓͋͜͝͠ ̵̧̗͈̬̩̖̫̪͖̠͓̻̯̮̑͛̓̔͑̄͒̔͝͝ͅn̵̨̢̖̻͙͉͖̗̺̞̱̞̋̾̈́͂̆̏̈́̒̋̋̔͘o̸̥̗̪̯̠͊͛͆̍͑̄̽͘̚͠ ̵̲͚̻̗̪̦͙̼̹̼͂̆̽̈́̈́̀́͊́̓́̋͝͠͠͠i̷̘̟̺̱̣͈̘͚̐n̸̦͇̮̥̦̦̥̹͐̃̀̀̏͒͒̚͜ͅt̶̥͙̟͍͖̭̣̖͇̘̭̘͍͇̠͛̿͐ͅę̸̨̡̺͙͒͊͗̉̏̇͘ṙ̷̮̳̗̫̮̃̒̈̆̍͗̂̀̇̿̋͋͘̕̕͝ë̴̳̹̝͎̖͙̜̝͙͖̽̎̐̇̚s̷̡͈͚͉̞͚͓̮̏̎̌͛̽͂̀̈͜͝͠ţ̴̛̹͔̺͈̑͑̆̿̆̉̆̕̚̕ ̸̛͔͖̭̪͓͓̗͇̤̭̇̅̀͌̕͜i̴̧̝̝̟̝̫̘̱̙̦͈̰͖͑̈́̈́̒͜͜͝n̶̨̢̠̻̤̬̪̺̗̬̯̋ ̶̫̩͇̣͍̙̫̖̥͙̺̬͙̪̣͓̔̋́̿͜t̴̨̢̨̯͈͎͉̟͚͌͗̑̊̒̎͂̊̍́̂͝͠͠͝ͅḧ̷̨̛̛͈̪̲͇̦̤̥̞̻̲͚͚͋̄͗͋̑͌̅͗͗̆̏̚͝e̵̺͎͖̳̠̼̰̯͓̺̳͈̅̇̅͒͐́̆̀̓́́̏͘m̷̝̻̖̑̒̓̎̋̽̐̒̂̀̈́͝͠.̸̛̪͙̱̰̩̽̆̏

(Translation: I have no interest in them.) 

And noooow, Cancer as humans

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Boy: