Creepypasta Zodiacs [HIATUS]

What pick-up line does Offender use on you?

Aries: "Are you a screamer or a moaner~?"

Taurus: "Do you sit on sugar? Because you have a sweet ass~"

Gemini: "I wish you were my pinky toe, then I can bang you on every piece of furniture~"

Cancer: "Is your dad a baker? Because you have some nice buns~"

Leo: "Kiss me if I'm wrong, but dinosaurs still exist right?"

Virgo: "I'm gonna treat you like my homework. Imma slam you on my desk and do you all night~" (oof)

Libra: "I wasn't hungry before, but now that I see you I'm starving~"

Scorpio: "Baby, I'm like a firefighter. I find ya hot and leave ya wet~"

Sagittarius: "Are you an exam? Because I have been studying you like crazy~"

Capricorn: "I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week's hottest single~"

Aquarius: "Is your name winter? Because you'll be coming soon~"

Pisces: "Are you a test crash vehicle? Cause I wanna drive you crazy and smash you into the wall~"

hehe, I'm so sorry....

I stole all of these from the internet, I'm not that horny to make these up~~