NARRATOR: so with 3 years to train our comrades train for the "biggest" battle of their lives
(cut to Tien, Krillin, and Yamcha's training montages before shifting to Goki's house)
NARRATOR: However, a few of them would find... road blocks...
(shift to Chi-Chi, looking furious)
CHI-CHI: LIKE HELL YOU WILL!!!
GOKI: Oh, come on, Chi Chi!
CHI-CHI: Don't you "Come on, Chi-Chi" me! (Goki laughs nervously) You're gone off in God-knows-where space, refuse to let the dragon take you home, and the first thing you ask for when you get back? "Oh, hey, Chi Chi, mind if I take our baby boy to go train to FIGHT SOME MONSTER ROBOTS?!"
GOKI: Androids. And the first thing I asked about was dinner.
CHI-CHI: THE ANSWER IS NO!
GOKI: No to dinner, or no to Gohan?
CHI-CHI: BOTH!!!
GOKI: Aww, but Chi-Chi... don't be like that! Be a pal! You haven't even met Y/N yet
CHI-CHI: who
Y/N: hi ma'am
CHI-CHI: (stares at him)
Y/N: um hello
CHI-CHI: (picks him up with heart eyes) oh he is so cute where did you find him
GOKI: well it's a long stor-
GOHAN: let me explain it will be easier
(Scene shifts to an hour later as Gohan finishes the story)
Gohan: and that's who Y/N is and who alter Y/N is
CHI-CHI: (relaizes in her thinking) if I keep Y/N from turning into alter I can have a child who I can mold into a perfect gentleman with lots of knowledge and Goki is to stupid to understand 3-way marriage so I can just do that (outloud) you can have Gohan train do whatever you want
{And another parent forgets about there kiddo}
(cut to Capsule Corporation)
NARRATOR: Meanwhile, Vegeti found ways to innovate his training.
DR. BRIEFS: 500x Earth's gravity? That's insane; you'd be crapping out your own spine!
VEGETI: I know; the challenge excites me. Look at these muscles. (sends out a shockwave) LOOK AT THEM!
DR. BRIEFS: Fine, I'll build you your ship. What's the worst that could happen, anyway?
(cut to Vegeti inside the newly built gravity chamber in front of the controls. She presses a button and there's an explosion, which startles Dr. Briefs and Scratch is heard saying "Meow".)
VEGETI: (from inside the gravity chamber) AAUGH! MY MUSCLES
NARRATOR: but soon she got her ship and Bulma and Vegeti had an "interesting" conversation
(cut to Vegeti training under 400x Earth's gravity, spinning counterclockwise, when Bulma appears on a digital holographic screen)
BULMA: Are you f**king insane?!
VEGETI: (stops upside down) No, but you're upside down! (starts spinning again) ...Now, you're not.
BULMA: You know, it would be easier to count the amount of your ribs that aren't broken!
VEGETI: Work through the pain...
BULMA: And exactly how are you going to work when your body collapses?
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