Aries: Guys, it's like 1 am. We need to have a pillow fight before we go to sleep. *hits Taurus in the head with a pillow*
Taurus: Um, ouch. *tackles Aries and lands on Gemini*
Gemini: I'M BEING MOLESTED, OH EM GEE HELP ME. *starts screaming*
Cancer: Jesus Christ, will you stop being such a baby. Ugh, I hate all of you. *hides under the bed*
Leo: *is under the bed already* Hey baby.
Virgo: Guys I can hear you, and if you bang I'm going to shove my foot down your-
Libra: Yo Taurus, chill out! Stop molesting Gemini! *grabs popcorn*
Scorpio: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT. *eats popcorn with Libra*
Sagittarius: Why do my parents hate me.
Capricorn: Oh em gee, stop being emo and help us burn the witch. *gets lighter out of pocket*
Aquarius: -and I call upon thee, to take the soul of the witch and burn it in hell.
Pisces: Guys, I'm a demon not a witch. Get it right. *flips hair*
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Zodiac Signs
RandomThis is simply a bunch of zodiac facts (and compatibilities) that I find crammed into a small book, purely for entertainment. --- I do not take credit for the picture in the cover. I merely slapped some words onto it. I don't own the picture, I fou...
