BLUE BLUR HOTTIE

CH 4

[Scene: Y/N residence, day.]

[Sonia is now inside a dog cage and You gently pokes her with a spatula and moves her head a little. He then notices Sonia's quills and You pick up the one You found earlier. It's a match.]

You : The Blue Devil.

[Y/N walks to the counter and ponders what he should do, while Sonia regains consciousness, opens the cage, and tries to stand up. Y/N grabs his cell phone and turns back to the cage, but is startled by Sonia]

Sonia: Donut Lord?

You: It can talk. You're not... you're not here to abduct me, are you?

Sonia: You abducted ME!

You: Okay, that's a fair point. What are you? Why were you hiding out in my garage?

Sonia: I needed somewhere safe. And you're the only person I could think of, Donut Lord.

You: Why do you keep calling me Donut Lord?

Sonia: 'Cause you talk to donuts. And then eat them if they get out of line.

You: Again, fair.

Sonia: Wait, wait, wait. Where are all the mushrooms? Why am I still on Earth? What is-- Oh, no! I lost my Rings!

You: What?!

[Y/N hears a vehicle approaching outside, which is Dr. Robotnik's truck]

You: What's happening? Is this your mother ship? I'm not in the mood to get probed.

Sonia: You think you're worried? I'm not even wearing pants!...Well I mean I am wearing shorts and a tank top.

( A/N: Not sure if i did mention that in the last Chapter but il add it anyway)

You: [Looks out the window to see Robotnik's truck parked outside] What the...

[Sonia looks out as well but yelps and covers the window with the curtains]

Sonia: They're coming for me!

You: Who's coming for you? What does that got to do with me?

Sonia: I don't have time to explain, but you have to help me!

You: No, I don't! Why?

Sonia: Well, my legs, which normally would be classified as lethal weapons, feel like spaghetti. I need your help. Please. It's life or death.

[Y/N looks at Sonia, then back to the window, then he makes his decision]

Y/N : Fine. Come with me.

[Y/N walks out while Sonia tries to walk, but instead faceplants on the floor after falling off a table]

Sonia: Uh, little help?

[Scene Change: Outside. day.]

[Dr. Robotnik is examining more footprints and he uses his glove controls again..]

[Scene: Y/N attic, day.]

You: All right, stay here. And be quiet.

Sonia: Good plan. Great plan! We're already working so well together! Practically finishing each other's sentences. Hell like were destined to be lovers even.

[Y/N walks downstairs, closing the attic door on the way out]

Sonic: Okay, bye.

[Standing in the doorway, Y/N looks out and sees Robotnik on the walkway]

You: Hello there! Can I help you?

Dr. Robotnik: [Walks over to the steps] Good morning, my rural chum. I'm... from the power company, investigating the blackout. If you don't mind, I'd like to take a few readings inside your house?