BLUE BLUR HOTTIE

CH 6

You and Sonia Have a Wonderful night and after some fun you go back to your Table

You: So You having fun I see.

Sonia : I AM having a good time! I'm having the best time! I mean, what could possibly go wrong?

You:...* I Don't know why but when she said that it feels like she just Jinxed us*

[And just like that you were right. Suddenly, a group of mean-looking patrons approach her and You]

You : Uh, heh, can we help you?

Thug: We don't like your kind around here.

Sonia : ( Raises an eyebrow ) "Our kind" What kind is that?

Thug: Hipsters.

Sonia : [Gasps] How dare you.

You : Hey, you know what? We were just leaving anyway. Weren't we? There's not a problem here.

Sonia : No, no, no, it's okay.

You : No, no, no, we're leaving.

Sonia : I know exactly how to handle this situation. [Grabs a beer bottle, stands up, and clears her throat] Pop quiz, hotshot. You just picked a fight with a poorly disguised hedgehog girl who's seen way too many action movies. What do you do? What do you do? Ha!

[Sonia jumps up and tries to smash the bottle over the guy's head, but nothing happens]

Sonia : Huh! Am I crazy? It's supposed to break, right? [Tries again, numerous times, her speed increasing as well] Bink. Bink, bink. Break, please. Break, please. Break this bottle, please. Please, please, please, please, please!

You : Uh, Sonia ?

[The guy raises his fist.]

Sonia : Uh-oh!

[The guy punches Y/N in the face, which knocks him into more patrons, sparking a bar fight.]

Sonic: Ho-hoo! Ho-ho-ho!

You: *sarcastically*: Nice going!

Sonia : Thanks! It's awesome, right? All right, who's next? Who wants some? Who do I get to beat up? Hey! Has anybody seen my waitress? Still waiting on those buffalo wings!

[She sees the thug from earlier cracking his knuckles.]

Sonic: Why, you..!

[Sonia jumps and punches the thug in the face repeatedly in slow motion, somersaults, and lands back on the floor]

Sonic: Ha-ha!

[Sonia blows on her fists and the thug turns around and growls aggressively]

Sonia : Uh-oh.

[The thug runs to tackle her, but now time seems to have stopped and everything is frozen in place as Sonia's awareness is increased tenfold.]

Sonia: Really?

( Watch the video or read the text below...whatever you want )

["BOOM" by X Ambassadors plays as Sonia runs around the bar and setting up pranks and traps for everyone, even catching a selfie with one of the patrons, crashing into a boot head-first, eating chili dogs, saving you as she moves you to a safe distance away from everything and setting a bear head trophy on the thug from earlier. Finally, the bar fight ends with everyone getting entangled in Sonia's traps, and Sonia imitates a bull wrestler by using a checkered napkin as the thug runs past her and crashes through the window.]