tell me why my partner for a art history project hasn't shown up to class for like a month and has also not replied to any of my 'when can we meet up?' texts...but just matched with me on tinder and sent me 'hey pretty lady, what're you doing later? 😏 ' IDK MAN??? MAYBE OUR FUCKING PROJECT???? i'm abt to kill someone, swear
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airheadholmes, GET HIM BABE, GET HIM
chasethepolicedog, not only do i support womens rights, i support womens wrongs
emmamyers, jenna ADORES feminine rage 😏 > jennaortega, i'm about to show you my feminine rage.
moveslikejagger, wait...why are you matching with men on tinder? > thisisthewei, i love making grown boys cry after i psychologically pull them apart brick by brick. > airheadholmes, it's true, she called me a fag so i would start shedding tears for her odd vial collection
if zaire makes one more god forsaken vine reference, i am throwing him out of this moving vehicle.
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chasethepolicedog, road work ahead? i sure hope it does! > thisisthewei, you'll go with him if you aren't careful. > chasethepolicedog, NO NOT BEFORE I GET TO SEE TAYLOR SWIFT ON TOUR
airheadholmes, guys pls spam this section with vines, on my knees beggin > thisisthewei, you'll be on your knees begging for jesus after what i'm about to do to you.
username1, ms keisha? ms keisha? oh my fuckin' god she fuckin' dead
username2, fuck ya chicken strips
emmamyers, welcome to bible study! we're all children of jesus! kumbayaaaaaa my lord > thisisthewei, i'll kms
username3, who am i? let's go to the beach, beach..nincki minjaj
