~pants on fire~

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~Garcia +Reid~

Reid
Hey Garcia. I was hoping you could do a small favour and search up any deaths of a man on the date Tuesday 13th 2014. If it's any help it happened at 3:00pm.

P.G🥳✨
Of course
Who do you think you're asking
Give me a second

Unknown;)
Liar!!!
You said you already did it

Reid
Technically, I already searched it up but nothing came up.

P.G🥳✨
What's going on

Unknown;)
Reid's pants are on fire

Reid
Garcia have you gotten any results yet

P.G🥳✨
Yeperee

Unknown;)
If you send it to him I will burn your computer to ashes

P.G🥳✨
We're in one of the most secure places we could be
You can't get in here

Unknown;)
No baby
I don't have to get through security

Reid
As hotch stated earlier, threatening FBI is a serious offence.
We can arrest you.

Unknown;)
Yeah yeah
I heard that before
Repetition is boring

P.G🥳💪
Paul Lowen- 49
Murdered by two serial killer wannabes.
Oh
His daughter was with him at the time
They didn't see her at first but when they did the pair tried to take her.
Luckily the police arrived first.

Unknown;)
Right
So
I'll get the fire

Reid
I'm so sorry

P.G🥳✨
Why are you sorry
Oh
oH!!

Unknown;)
Yay
It's a group thing now
Join the club

P.G🥳
Omg
That means
You're the daughter!
Oh dear
I'm so sorry

Unknown;)
Okay
Imma go away for a sec
For no reason
Don't stand too close to any computers though
Idk how well this thing works

Reid
You aren't actually going to set our computers on fire are you?
Hello?

P.G🥳✨
Oh dear

---

BAU GC

Morgan💪💪
Y r there videos of fire on all the computers

Unknown;)
Oooo
That's so cool
Send pics

JJ ❤️❤️
We aren't allowed to take pictures in the building

P.G🥳✨
You bitch!!
I thought you were really going to set them on fire

Prentiss (jj's secret lover)
Wut?
Omg
Did u do this?

Reid
She threatened to set our computers on fire

Rossi🍝
Excuse me?
She?

Unknown;)
Spencer
Respectfully
Die
:)

Morgan💪💪
That smiley face is very threatening

Unknown;)
Good

Hotch
Reid, if you have any information on this person I expect you to tell us.

Unknown;)
Noh

Carlisle
Hey
Just wondering
What time to I have to arrive on Monday?

Hotch
7:30 am

Unknown;)
Haha
Sucks to be you
My work starts at 7:30 pm
Guess I'm so much cooler

Carlisle
Oke
Thanks

Morgan💪💪
Wait
So
R u an actual stripper
Cause only strippers work that late

Unknown;)
What
No they don't
There's like tons
Idiot

JJ ❤️❤️
Wth Derek
You really aren't making a good first impression on Carlisle

Prentiss (jj's secret lover)
Yeah Derek
Ffs

Carlisle
Idm

Unknown;)
Spell correctly and you'd make a better impression

Carlisle
Shut up

Morgan💪💪
Bitch changed the subject again

Unknown;)
Oh well
Now it's changed
May as well keep going

Rossi🍝
No
Tell us who you are
Please

Unknown;)
Well since you asked so nicely
Still no

JJ ❤️❤️
Aw
Shame
Garcia?

P.G🥳✨
Everyone
I'd like you to meet

Unknown;) timed out P.G🥳✨ and Reid

Morgan💪💪
Wth
How do u even do that?

Unknown;)
It's a skill
Bye now.

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