Unknown- S. Reid

~sheila~

BAU GC

Cass Cass
My mummy says I'm a miracle
My daddy says I'm his special little guy
Except he doesn't
Because he's dead
Stupid fucking song

Morgan 💪💪
Y
What's wrong with u this morning

JJ ❤️❤️
She's got a hangover
Texted me last night
Apparently she had a rave in her apartment and sent me a voice message of Sheila yelling at her in Spanish asking if I could translate it

Cass Cass
She couldn't
I got hit with a shoe ten times
All because of you

Prentiss ( jj's secret lover)
Damnnn
My precious baby
Abused by a shoe

Cass Cass
I'm gonna die
Like
Now
My brain is going to implode

Rossi 🍝
I suggest a hangover cure. Not the one that first comes up when you Google it but the one that you have to scroll through a ton of websites to find.

Cass Cass
Don't have the patience for that
Just kill me now

Carlisle
Wtf
Who did you go drinking with
Ur barely old enough to drink

Cass Cass
Shut
The
Actual
Fuck
Up
I have other friends
And
I'm 23
So
I will get Sheila on you

P.G🥳✨
Omg
I missed Matilda?????
Stupid job

Cass Cass
Don't worry
Matilda's back in Broadway next month
We'll go together
...
If I live that long

Reid
Cassandra?
You're alright?
Thank god.
I thought something happened to you last night

Morgan 💪💪
Was pretty boy with Cassie last night?

Reid
No
She was texting me and then suddenly went offline

Cass Cass
Nah
Some dude came up to me
But I scared him off

Hotch
A guy?
Did you recognise him?

Cass Cass
Ya
Probs
I don't even know
I was drunk
But
He did look familiar
So maybe

Reid
Didn't you say you saw someone who could be our unsub at the club you worked at?
He would know you
Did he look like that?

Cass Cass
Hmmmm
You think the UnSub is after me?
Cute
I'm not that killable

Hotch
Did it look like the same man or not?

Cass Cass
Fuck
Yeah
I guess

Carlisle
R u saying Cassie could be the next victim

Hotch
It might be a possibility

Cass Cass
Great
What a day to be alive
Maybe I should just ask Sheila to hit me again
But with a frying pan
And a knife

Ahhhhh
So sorry for the short chapter
But thanks so much for 50k!!!!
This is awesome!!!!
Thank you.