Texting au where Severus secret son goes to hogwarts during everyone's fourth year.
Au includes Harry isn't the chosen one, James And Lilly both alive, Tom riddle is professor, most people who died is alive, good Dumbledoor, evil ministry of magic
Harry: welp I'm sure stress about the first challenge of the tournament I mean who allows kids to go fight dragons.
Ron: Hogwarts apparently
Harry: hey Professor Snape look who I found smoking your son.
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Leo: delete that Potter.
Harry: when the hell did I become Potter?
Leo: since now.
Severus: Leo what did I tell you about smoking.
Leo: don't get caught.
Severus: um I never said that. LUCIUS!!!!
Lucius: so glad you can't leave hogwarts right now hahahaha.
Severus: you are a bad example to my kid. Why would tell him this is okay.
Lucius: oh come on I know who his other parent is he would agree to this.
Severus: is this a cryptic way of you telling me I should of told him? Yay tell the person who is worse that James Potter that I had his son yay good idea.
Lilly: worse than James???? What did he do to you!??
Severus :it doesn't matter.
Lilly: yay it does. Whose the father????!!!
Severus: no one I want in my life!!!!
Lilly: oh so you won't tell me, but Lucius and Regulus know who else knows.
Lucius: Narcissa and Bellatrix
James: Bellatrix knows who the is how ????!!!!
Severus: she saw me leave the room.
Sirius: my crazy batshit cousin knows uh that's not concerning at all.
Severus:hey as long as she don't go all all crazy she's fine i could care less.
Sirius: trusting a maniac with your kid no red flags here none at all.
Harry: okay who do people in Durmstrange think your related to.
Leo: honestly I don't know, but I do know who the slytherin think it is. Let's just say it goes down a very dark path.
Severus: oh god I'm being shipped with again.
James: again???!
Severus: yay there a whole fan base of me and Lucius being in a secret love affair during our time at hogwarts.
Peter: oh I heard about that. That wasn't true???
Severus: NO!!
Remus: who is Severus being shipped at this point.
Leo: you don't want to know, but I can tell you legit anyone who was either really close to him or hated him why I don't know.
Regulus:What's mine called ?
Leo; snegulus it's a cute ship.
Sirius: please tell me these isn't one about me, James, Peter and Remus
Leo: yes there is but we don't do Peter with my dad. There is Snirius, Snupin, and Jeverus or snames what ever you like to call it.
James: Why am I pair up with Snape???!!!
Leo: we'll if you left him alone and didn't bully his half his life and sexually assaulted him then you wouldn't be in this mess.
Harry: WHAT DO YOU MEAN SEXUAL ASSAULT!!!!???
Leo: Hu see you haven't told him welp by have a nice chat.
