James: Harry James Potter, stop avoiding me I just want to make sure you okay.
Harry: didn't you hear what madam Pompey said I'm fine I didn't even get a scratch on me.
James: I still want to talk to you.
Leo: welp just saw James running after his son. Must want to chat about him killing a dragon.
Hermione: I don't think that's what they want to talk about.
Leo: yay I know now who is excited for the ball. Not me. If I'm forced to go I'm going in my pj and dancing by myself.
Ron: you have to wear formal wear.
Leo: but I don't want to.
Regulus: but you'll look cute in the tux I bought you.
Leo: so your the one that bought for me.
Ron: wait why did you believe Severus wasn't the one that bought it.
Leo: because it looks like this.
Ron: those look like skinny jeans.
Leo: they practically are skinny jeans.
Ron: we'll it looks better than what I'm forced to wear.
Leo: my suit was to shiny I might have to go buy another suit.
Regulus: there is nothing wrong with the suit you have.
Leo: yes there is.
Ron: can I have your suit if you don't wear it.
Leo: yes you can.
Lilly: anyone been asked to go with anyone.
Ron: hermione says she has a date don't believe her.
Leo: I know Draco is either going out with Pansy Parkinson or become brave an ask a certain gryffindor boy out.
Ron: DRACO MALFOY LIKE SOMEONE IN GRYFFINDOR WHO?
Hermione: you're an idiot and if he's planning to ask said boy tell him I will help him.
Ron: you know!!!!
Harry: oh Draco likes someone in Gryffindor that's cool.
Leo: don't worry you'll like him.
Harry: why would I need to like him if Draco wants to ask someone go ahead I'm not going to stop him.
Lucius: act fool
Severus: act fool
Dumbledoor(only because he ships it) : act fool.
CZYTASZ
"Why did no one tell me that Snape had a son," Harry asks.
FanfictionTexting au where Severus secret son goes to hogwarts during everyone's fourth year. Au includes Harry isn't the chosen one, James And Lilly both alive, Tom riddle is professor, most people who died is alive, good Dumbledoor, evil ministry of magic