If I knew I wouldn't be wearing glasses right now, would I?

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"What are you wearing?"

"What?"

"What are you wearing?" Frank repeated, pointing at Gerard's face.

Gerard blinked blankly at Frank a few times, before replying.

"Glasses."

"Why?"

"Because I like being able to see things."

"Are they real?" Frank stretched out his hand, index finger sticking out in an attempt to touch his friend's glasses.

"Don't touch them you dumb fuck, there's gonna be fingerprints all over them. Yes they're real, why would I wear fake glasses?" Gerard smacked Frank's hand away and leaned his head back, before pushing his glasses further up his nose after they fell.

"Dunno. maybe you thought they looked cool? They don't, by the way. You look like a nerd."

"You always say I look like a nerd. And I know they don't that's why I don't fucking wear them, dumbass"

"So why are you wearing them today?"

"My new contacts haven't come yet and I lost my old ones."

"How do you lose contacts?"

"If I knew I wouldn't be wearing glasses right now, would I?"

"Can I try them on?"

"No"

"Please?"

"No"

Frank took the glasses off Gerard's face anyway, before inspecting them and putting them on.

"How do I look?"

Gerard stared at him blankly.

"Are you joking?"

"No, why?"

"How the fuck am I meant to know how you look while you're wearing my glasses?"

"You really can't see without them?"

"No I really can't see without them. That's why I fucking wear them"

"Oh. Do you want them back?"

"Yeah that would be helpful, wouldn't it?"

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