Lich Heart Attack (Short)

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At The Wand & The Weird, a haven for magical beings, even the undead can't resist a good drink:

Lich, sitting alone, asks, "Is there a drink that could make me feel alive?"

Sparklegrip, "We have a drink that is vodka, sugar, and caffeine. It'd jump-start any old heart."

Lich sips it and sighs, "Ah, this does bring back memories from when I had a pulse!"

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