(cut to Piccolo confronting the mysterious creature responsible for the disappearance of nearly all of the population at Ginger Town)
PICCOLO: What the hell is going on here?
CREATURE: (laughs) Let's answer your question with another question...
PICCOLO: Yeah? And what's tha--
CREATURE: WANNA SEE ME DRINK THIS GUY?! (sticks her tail into the man, who starts screaming)
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(cut to the creature absorbing the screaming man)
NAIL: (Ugh, oh God... I-I think I'm gonna puke.)
PICCOLO: (thinking) You can't puke, you're in my--
(the sound of vomiting is heard)
KAMI: (Oh good lord, it's everywhere!)
CREATURE: (finishes absorbing the guy) Ah... So, Piccolo... What brings you to my neighborhood?
PICCOLO: I sensed a disturbance.
CREATURE: Well I am pretty disturbing! Remember that time I drank that guy? That was f**king weird.
PICCOLO: So I take it you're the one who exterminated this entire city, then?
CREATURE: Oh, no, no, that was another guy. His name was "Shit Sherlock", first name "No".
PICCOLO: Why? Just, why?
CREATURE: Well, three reasons: first, I was asleep for like, four years, and I am understandably hungry. Two, there's nothing more satisfying than the rush I get from watching a person disappear. And three, and I need you to pay attention on this one... (lets out a huge blast)
(cut to Kame House)
GOHAN: Huh? Why does it feel like my mom is fighting Mr. Piccolo? And Vegeti is fighting Mr. Piccolo? (sounding confused now) And Mr. Piccolo... is fighting Mr. Piccolo?
KRILLIN: That's weird, it even feels like I'm out there.
GOHAN: It feels like everyone we know is fighting Mr. Piccolo!
KRILLIN: Except for Yamcha.
YAMCHA: Well, duh, that's because I'm right here.
KRILLIN: Yeah. And Y/N/alter Y/N or zarbon and dodoria
(cut back to Piccolo and the creature)
CREATURE: Ah... And three...that is how I power the beautiful temple that is my body.
PICCOLO: You... You're a monster!
CREATURE: (mocking Piccolo) Oh, I'm a monster! Like I haven't heard that one screamed at me today. Of all peop-- (she spits out something on the ground, which is a pacifier. The creature stands there looking surprised.) ...Oh, that is just embarrassing! It's not even the right hole...
PICCOLO: As much as it disgusts me to admit, you and I at least have one thing in common..
CREATURE: More than you know... But continue.
PICCOLO: We both get a significant power up when we absorb someone.
CREATURE: Ominous! (Piccolo lets out a huge blast)
(cut to Android 17 and 18 standing out in a frosty wilderness)
ANDROID 18: I can't believe you screwed up the van.
ANDROID 17: Honestly, I don't know what you were expecting. I didn't even get my license before Dr. Gero went all Blade Runner on us.
ANDROID 18: Excuses. Hey 16, how's that tranny coming along?
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{Old Version} yandere Dbza X male sayian reader
FanfictionY/N had an accident when he was a child giving him a second personality that is unlike the normal him and when Frieza goes to destroy the planet she takes Y/N as hers due to her infatuation with him What happens when others sayians and humans fall i...
