kyman- the Jews love.

chapter 3.

"Shut up maem stealer!."
"I didn't steal ur mom cartman !."
"Then where is she!."
"I don't know!?."
"Liar!."
"Ask Kenny!."
"(What!?, I didn't steal his mom.!)"
"You sure Kenny.? Because u have the tone of a maem stealer!."
"(Ask Stan!)."
" Kenny.... Stan isn't here."
"(Well.... oh look! The bus arrived!)"
"Huh?" Is what they both said before they turned there heads to see if the bus turned. In fact the bus did not arrive.
"Kenny you lia-!"
"Where did Kenny go cartman?"
"I don't know! Where did he go!?"
"I asked you the same question!."
"Shut up jew!."
"YOU Shut up fatass!."
"Ginger jew."
"God! Your such a asshole!."
"You're the asshole !."
"IM NOT A ASSHOLE!"
"You are !."
"SHUT UP FATASS!"
"YOU SHUT UP JEW!"
"Hey guys."
"Hey Stan!"
"You're so excited for your little boyfriend huh Kyle?."
"SHUT UP FATASS!."
"Yeah Shut up Eric!."
"Wooww somebody's protecting there little boyfriend huh Stan."
"HE'S NOT MY BOYFRIEND.!"
"Pathetic Kyle."
"(I got popcorn!.)"
"Kenny! I didn't see you there! Are you watching them fight too?"
"(Who wouldn't want to watch?)"
"Ohhhh holy shit!."
"(Kyle's winning!)"
"Still wondering why there both silent."
"(There probably gay for each other!.)"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY POOR BITCH?!"
"(Uh oh the fatass's mad.!)"
"YEAH WHAT DID YOU SAY KENNY?"
"(Kyle too?)"
"Dude there talking to you."
"(Ohhh really?)"
"Yeah they are."
"(Uhhh bye bye!)"
"Wait!."
"Dam. "
"It's You're fault you were a snail cartman."
"Shut up you jew."
"Guys stop bickering."
"Hmfp."
"Now who's gonna get Kenny?."
"He'll come back after like 10 minutes."
"How do YOU know cartman?."
"Dont you see him going back every 10 minutes to see the mood?."
"Ohhh right."
"(Haha)"
"The bus arrived!."
"Finally!."
The all hopped on the bus.  Stan sat next to Kenny.  Which left Kyle with only one option he had to Sit next to Eric. A nightmare come true.
It was quiet to say the least .  Kyle's expectations were way different the than the actual  thing.
However cartman didn't even pay attention to Kyle.  He just... stared outside. Blushing?.  A wierd reaction to somebody sitting next you. But who really cares?.
The bus stopped .  Kyle got up and got out .  But cartman was one of the last to get out of the bus. Odd behaviour. To say the least.

Time skip to lunch time*

"Hey cartman?."
"What Stan?"
"Are you gay?."
"WHAT!?."
"You know... are you aaa homosexual?."
"NO!."
"Okay..."

The reason  why Stan asked that is because the entire class wanted to know that.  I mean...  he does wear a dress. And Wears makeup .... and has kissed a guy before....  yk?.

"Hey Kenny."
"(Yeah Eric?)"
"Why are people asking if I'm gay?."
"(Have you seen what happened in the morning?)"
"Nothing wrong?."
"(Kyle was pulling your waist closer and closer evey second!, that's gay.)"
"What!? It isn't gay!"
"(It's REALLY freaking gay.!)"
"Not its not!"
"(Yes it is)"
"No its not!"
"(Yes it is)"
"Yes it is eric."
"Shut up Stan!."
"(Woah!)"
"Shut up Eric!."
"All of you guys Shut the fuck up!"
"(Woah!)"
"WOOOOOAH  Kyle's trying to fix everything! wooooah!!!."
"Shut your beautiful face up!."
"Wait what?."
"Nothing!."
"Yeah Kyle what did yu just say?"
"(HE'S GAY!!!!)"
"Maybe he just mixed up some words that's all!."
"(No!)"
"Yeah i did mix up some words.  Thanks Stan!."
"Okay but why to me."
"(Nobody would say that accidentally! Not even to your ugly face!.)"
"Hey! I'm not ugly!  Your ugly!."
"But you look ugly to me Eric."
"SHUT UP STAN NOBODY LIKES YOU ANYWAYS!!."
"Shut up all of you guys!."
"(Aww.. something interesting was happening :( )."
Then the speaker turned on.:
"ATTENTION STUDENTS TODAY YOU GUYS ARE LEAVING EARLY."
"Sweet."
"(WOOHOO!.)"
"Bye guys."
They all ran out the school that day. Cartman ran home but Kyle stayed over to stans house.  Kenny was at the mall looking at things he can't afford.
Kyle's pov:

I stayed over at stans House because my parents are on vacation.  Stans family's pretty good!. However I would say its more quiet compared to my house. 
*knock* 
"I'll open it!."  I said while opening the door.  It's was butters!.
"Hey fella !  I noticed this diary on the school floor. Is it yours?."   He said nervously.
"Oh no!. Maybe Stan thinks it's familiar. I'll call him.!"
"STAN COME HERE!."
"IM COMING!."  When I said that Stan was right infront of me.

"Butters found this diary and he wants to know if its yours."
"No. But how about we read the first page?."
"That's  invading people's privacy!."
"Most people write there name on the first two pages. So yes or no."
"Okay fine. Wait wheres butters?." 
"He probably left because he doesn't wanna get grounded."
"What's up with his parents and grounding!?."
"I don't know. But how about we open the first page."
"Okay but close the door."
"Mhm." Stan closed the door.
We opened the diary. 
"Cartmans diary."
"How do you know?."
"It says Theodore on the first page."
"Wait really!?."
"How about we read more?."
"Do it! I wanna see cartmans secrets."
"Okay... its German."
"Probably from the phase he thought he was Hitler."
"Maybe. Let's skip a few pages."
"Okay here.  Dear diary.  Kyle's  ignoring me today. I don't know how to get him angry.  I hate silence."
"Okay read more."
"How about a more recent one.?."
"Sure."
"Okay... dear diary . The kids keep calling me gay because Kyle was close to me. Doesn't that make HIM gay?."
"That one is from today!.He never went away the whole time when did he write this?."
"Probably when we were running out of the school. But he was walking."
"Right. How about yesterday. ?"
"Okay.. dear diary. Why does Kenny keep shipping me with Kyle?. I hate that jew!. And shipping is my thing!."
"What?."
"Yeah dude!."
"How about we stop reading for now?."
"Should we keep it?."
"Only for this week."
"Oh okay."

I don't know why I felt sad when he wrote that he hates me... does he really?. I mean I already know its a yes! But do I?.
"Earth to Kyle."
"Oh right! Sorry Stan. Uh I'm gonna go somewhere real quick!."
"Okay !."
Narrator pov:
Kyle ran home . Went to his bedroom and sobbed . He didn't know why he was affected by cartman saying I hate you.  He just never said it  behind his back..  or so he thought.
"Why am I crying?.. *sniff*"  He said thinking he should get back to stan's house.  He grabbed his water bottle for an excuse.  And ran to stan's house just in time for food.
"Hey Kyle! ."
"I jsut brought this water bottle."
"Ah okay. You know if there's something wrong you can tell me."
"W-what ? Nothings wrong..."
"I can tell  by your voice Kyle somethings wrong ."
"Fine.. I don't know why I'm hurt by cartman saying he hates me..."
"Dude.... I feel so sorry for you. How about some food to make you feel better?."
"Okay.."

{Chapter 3 ending ....  1161 words yeah}

Creators note:
Hey guys!!!!  I'm back.  Sorry it took awhile !.  But.  This story might have 9+ chapters! However I'm not 100% sure. Anyways I might be making a story of there adult self's!.  So look at my messages once in a while to see if i added anything!.  

{Writing ending... 1213 words}