kyman- the Jews love.

chapter 4.

After Kyle ate some food to make him feel better. Stan told that Kenny was coming over and..
"Dont worry!, cartman isn't available today."
"Okay.."
*BANG*
"What was that Stan!?"
"It's just Kenny knocking."
"Is he pushing his entire body on the door or what!?."
"I don't know." Stan said that then opened the door for Kenny. Kenny actually was wearing a cyan parka instead of his normal orange one.

"Hey Kenny! What's up with the new clothes?."
"(Butters gave me this as a gift!. )"
"That's nice!. Anyways come in."
Kenny came in . Hopeing for some food.
"(Hey Stan!, any food?)."
"Well.  There is a salad."
"(I'm going to eat something then I'll help you.!)"
"Okay Ken."
*knock knock*.
"Who's that?."
"Idk Stan."
"(Is that Eric?.)" Kenny said while eating his salad.
"No he's busy."  Stan said confused as he only invited Kenny.
*KNOCK KNOCK*
"Open it Stan!."
Stan opened the door . And saw cartman?.
"Heyy gahs!. Are yall hanging out without me?."
"No cartman."
"Ohhhh Okay...  can I enter then.?"
"Wait a second cartman." Stan closed the door. He knew cartman couldnt wait long till he breaks the door off the hinges.
"Hey Kyle.  Should I let cartman enter?."
"Yeah..."
"Okay!. Nobody tell him what's going on."
"(What's going on though.  You never told me.)"
"Well. Kenny .  Kyle has a crush on cartman I think. And in cartmans diary he said he hates Kyle."
"(You guys have his diary?!, can I read it?.)"
"Secretly. Okay Kenny.?  Read it in my bathroom . last page is what we read trough."
"(Oookay.>:) .,.)"
"I know that smile Kenny. Don't you dare."
"(I won't!.)"
*KNOCK KNOCK*
"CAN YOU GUYS LET ME IN ALREADY!?."
"ALRIGHT ERIC!."
Stan then opened the door.
"Hey Stan.! Wheres Kenny.?"
"I don't know."
Cartman walked in and looked at Kyle. Whom was looking sad.
"Is he having his period?."
"I don't have periods Eric!."
"Heheh."
"Do u guys want anything to drink."
"Yez."
"Here cartman.  Green tea ."
"Green tea ?!"
"Yes dude."
"Why!?"
"You need to lose weight."
"IM NOT FAT IM BIG BONED!!."
"don't fight you guys!."
"Fine.  Wanna know what I did today kahl?."
"What fatass?."
"Im big boned.! . Anyways.  Wendy kept being Annoying."
"Uhuh?."
"So..  here's what she said."

*FLAAAAAAASHBAAAAACK* (Yes am a eddsworld fan.)

*nom nom nom*
"Having a cheat day I see."
"Getting cheated on by stan I see."
"EXCUSE ME??."
"Yeah. Your look at the wrong person who's eating cake right now. Because you're boyfriend is eating someone else's cake."
"OH MY GOD??!?."
"YEAHHH.!"

*end of FLAAAAAAASHBAAAAACK*

"WHAT!?!."
"yeahh dude . I totally killed her ."
"DUDE!."
"anyways kahl and Stan I'm gonna go check up on Kenny."
"Okay fatass."
"Whatever ya jew!."
Cartman said as he ran to the bathroom. He could hear Kenny reading. Well... muffling .  It's not understandable u know?.

"Kenny get out!."
"(No!)"
"Get out Kenny!."
"(ITS NOT UR BATHROOM!.)"
" just get out."
"(No)." 
"Fine ."  Cartman said that pushing the door lightly. And it opened. He then realised that Kenny didn't lock the door. So he could enter.
"What are you-...."
"(Uhh. Nothing.)"
"WHY THE HELL DO YOU HAVE THAT!?!?!." Eric's face turned slightly red.
"(Stan gave it to me!.)"
"THATS MINE GIMME IT!."
"(No.!)"
"I said gimme it."  Cartman was trying to take it from Kenny but it was unreachable.
"HEY GIVE ME IT!."
"(no.)"
"IT'S MINE!."
"(not anymore.)"
"YOU HOMELESS NERD GIMME IT!."
"(Move or am throwing it in the toilet.)"
"FINE."  Cartman said as he went next to the door. That's when kenny ran out with the diary. Cartman chased him but he was too slow .
"GIMME IT!!!."
"(FINE. but.)"
"But wat?."
"(But. Are u gay?.)"
"NO AM NOT GAY!."
"(Okay. So Stan wasn't lying.)"
"Wat do u mean?."
"(Nothin.)"
"GIMME it now."
"(Here.)" Kenny handed over the diary to cartman.
"How did u guys get this.?."
"( I don't know ask Stan.)"
"Okay."
Cartman ran to Stan (or should I just say walked? That fatso never heard of a gym) hopeing to get a answer.
"STAN how did you get this?."
"Butters found it on the floor and asked if it's ours."
"AND YOU READ IT?!?!?"
"Yeah."
"I'm so sick of you guys."
Cartman left with his diary after that. Butters visited him.

(*at cartmans house*)

Cartman was hiding his diary under his bed. It was more reachable but less predictable
*knock knock* 
Cartman ran to the door and opened it.
"H-hey Cartman! How are ya?."
"Wat butters?."
"Well. I wanted to say I'm sorry for asking them!."
"It's okay butters."
"Really?."
"Yep."  Cartman was closing the door.
"Wait!. Can I come over?."
"Sure butters."
"Tha  nks eric!."  Butters entered the place.
"You know it's really messy here.." butter said. In a worried tone.
" i know."  Cartman said. 
"How do you live like this?."
" it's easy.  Not in the house much is one of da rules."
"Really?. But wheres your mom?."
"I don't know. Do yu know where maem is?."
"No."
"Then no." 
Cartman looked at the time.
"It's pretty late."
"Really?."
"Yeah 12 pm."
"Shouldn't we go to sleep?."
"How about we play some games. Minecraft? Cod?."
"Sure.!"
They played until 2 am. This was around the time they could hear there footsteps with headphones on.  It took 30 minutes for them to go to sleep.

{The end of chapter 4}
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Creators note :
Hey guys! Sorry not a lot of words here. Am working on a original story. So that's why I haven't been posting lately.  And also chapter 5 is gonna be released this week!. So wait for that. I have some tests coming up so it's gonna be at the end!. (Only have 2 weeks left till the end.) 
Also what should be the ending in the next chapter?.

( should I put references to South park in the original series?.)

( pls give me chapter ideas )

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