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Two brains, one crackhead, one sportsman and a knockoff of Regina George
Michael Jordan: I can't believe we're gonna be sophomores in a couple weeks man
Smuggler: I'm surprised you remembered, you're barely at school anymore Jerome.
Michael Jordan: Oh come on i've been on holiday give me a break
Smuggler: Yeah your FIFTH one of the YEAR
Michael Jordan: WELL IM NOT GONNA PASS UP AN OPPORTUNITY TO GET SMASHED EVERY NIGHT AM I?!
Botched Barbie: He has a point
Smuggler: Shut the fuck up Cindy.
Local Crackhead: Ahhaa guys i'm high as shit rigjt now
Moneybags: When are you not at this point Buggs.
Local Crackhead: Shhhhh Felix.
Michael Jordan: ANYWAY as i was saying
Michael Jordan: I say we should throw another party.
Local Crackhead: And how do you plan to do that smartass?
Michael Jordan: There's a certain person in this groupchat who clearly has enough funds to rent a place AND buy drinks.
Moneybags: Just because my nickname is Moneybags doesn't mean i throw my money away.
Moneybags: If you think i'm supplying you with party funds after the damage the last one caused you can shove that thought right back up your ass.
Michael Jordan: Harsh.
Botched Barbie: I think another party would be fun~
Smuggler: Of course you would.
Botched Barbie: Can you stop with the passive aggressiveness?!
Smuggler: No! You quite literally cheated on me and you expect me to not be mad about it?
Botched Barbie: We're over. Get over it.
Smuggler: Do you not see me trying to do exactly that?
Local Crackhead: Both of you shut the fuck up.
Local Crackhead: We all hate Jerome's shitty parties but we all go and most of the time they can be fine. So suck it up
Michael Jordan: Thank you, i think?
Michael Jordan: Moneybagssss
Moneybags: No, Jerome.
Michael Jordan: PLEASE FELIX
Michael Jordan: ILL DO ANYTHING
Michael Jordan: ILL BE YOUR MAID
Michael Jordan: ILL HELP YOU BULLY TED
Michael Jordan: PLEASEEEEE
Michael Jordan: ONE LAST PARTY
Michael Jordan: JUST ONE
Moneybags: And then you'll get a job?
Michael Jordan: AND THEN ILL GET A JOB
Michael Jordan: PLEASE
Moneybags:
Moneybags: Fine.
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