Annoying Orange Dump!!!! Mostly Pearange...

WHAT?!!

Passion & Pear, L.Apple & Orange, One sided!Pearange muahahahhahahahahah
Anyways this is pre-break up :3

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It was just another normal morning.

Well, as normal as it can be in the A.O. Crew household.

Grapefruit and Passion got into a heated argument about which fabric is better for a cape, while Orange, Little Apple and Marshmallow were betting behind their backs.

Now, where was Pear in all this? Well, out. For the first time in years, he was out, alone. I don't know if that's weird for you all, but for him to be outside alone is succcch a reach.

What was he doing outside? Well, he was meeting with... someone.

Someone who was tall.. nice.. sweet.. adorable.. gorgeous- Yeah, Cantaloupe. Pear's girlfriend. He hasn't told anyone else about her,  mostly because he knows better than to tell his nagging friends about his love life.

She understood why they needed to meet up in secret, and frankly? She enjoyed it! She giggled whenever they secretly held hands under the table, and other corny, romantic stuff people do.

The others didn't even know she existed, which is good, since they would start theories on what Cantaloupe and Pear would be if they did know her.

It was like that for months! They couldn't have known, right?

Yeah no, unfortunately, Passion is a spy. Everytime Pear went out and came back with a dumb grin on his face, she would get suspicious.

So she did what any reasonable person would do! Spy on her friend!! Totally normal, amiright?

She followed Pear and saw the two lovers, chatting, and occasionally kissing each other on the cheek.

She took a few photos for proof and went back to the house, ohhhh she's going to have a blast (pun intended) messing with Pear about this.

The front door opened and Pear came in, "Hey guys." He greeted, not realizing that his cheeks were still a bit flushed and he still had a smile on his face. "Woah, what got you in a good mood?" Little Apple leaned on the armrest of the sofa and gave Pear a cheeky grin. Fortunately,  Pear was too ner- SMART- to not plan ahead for any mistakes. He pulled out one of his favorite books, "Ah! I'm so glad you asked- Look! My favorite series got a new-" "BORING!!" Orange yelled from the couch, "Why do you ALWAYS get the lame books?" Pear internally smiled and outwardly scoffed at Orange, walking upstairs to his room.

He opened the door, and turned on the lights.

Oh my. That, was not what he expected.

Passion was sitting on his bed, arms and legs crossed, with an evil grin on her face. "....Why are you... here?" He put down his things on the table near the door and walked in further into the room. She chuckled, "Oh nothing, I was just wondering how your date went." He flinched, "WH- HOW-" She held up her hand to his face and shut him up. "Don't ask how I know, heheheh-" "You spied on me, didn't you?" She smiled and put her evil grin back on her face. "Maybe."

She took out her phone and showed him a photo of his date, "So, when were you gonna tell us about her?" She pointed at Cantaloupe and looked up at Pear. His face was even redder than before. Hehe, funny.

"...Her name is Cantaloupe... you happy..?" She nodded and put the phone back into her pocket. She patted the bed, motioning him to sit next to her. "Tell me everything!" He groaned, and with a smile on his face he started.

"Well-"

Time skippers uwu ~~~~

"Annnnd, that's about it!" She stared at him blankly and rubbed her eyes. "Dude, you've been ranting non-stop for 5 hours." He looked at the clock, 12:34 A.M......... Oh!! "I mean, you did say that I should tell you everything, so......" She sighed, and smiled, "Fair enough. She sounds great, by the way." She yawned and fell on the bed, immediately falling asleep. "Oh, goodnight, then." Pear stood up from his bed and took two pillows and a blanket. He went downstairs, to his surprise, he heard two people still awake.

"And- Apparently, he's dating someone! For months!"
"Ugh, I know, Orange, calm down-"
"CALM DOWN!? This is MY best friend we're talking about! WHY WOULD I BE-"

He peaked to see what the hell was happening,  and Little Apple smacked Orange with one of the couch cushions. "Dude! It's just Pear dating a girl in secret! It's not the end of the fucking world!" Orange groaned from under the cushion and removed it from his face, "Yeah yeah, I know! But, you know.."  "Yeah, you have a crush on him. I know."

Pear stared blankly at the back of the couch, "WAIT WHAT!?" The duo on the couch yelped and a thud could be heard. "PEAR-? How are you still awake??" Little Apple peaked his head above the couch, "I uh, I was going to sleep here. Passion uh." Little Apple's mouth turned into an 'o' shape, and turned to look at probably Orange, who was on the ground. He turned back to look at Pear, "So. How much did you.. hear?" Pear dropped the pillows and blanket, "For about.. 4 minutes? I think." Little Apple stifled in a laugh and took a deep breath.

"Welp... guess there's no use hiding it now, huh- Shit, that hurt. I forgot you screamed like a girl, heh." Orange rubbed the top of his head and Pear looked at him with a bemused expression,  that quickly turned into disbelief, "Yeah, and you said that you had a crush on this guy," He pointed at himself, "That screams like a girl." He picked up the things he dropped and walked to the couch, setting down the things. He looked up, wondering why Orange has said nothing about what he literally just said.

Orange's face was so red to the point he would need to change his name. Little Apple dragged him away and waved goodbye to Pear, who was still extremely confused.

A few minutes later, he realized Orange was being serious about the crush thing.

Oh!!!!!! That's complicated.