Chapter 2: Simps

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'One Queen, eleven peasants'

006
What is this?

Aries
A groupchat, chief 🤓

009
Violence
That's how I like to start my day

004
Come over so I can punch your eyes black

005
You're probably a soft lil bean uwu

009
Uwu? Bro what are you?

Me
You guys are still here?

Aries
You want us to leave?

Me
Shut up Aries

Scorpio
Where's Pisces?

002
Your girlfriend isn't here

Scorpio
Stop it

005
I love how he gets all soft for his dear Pisces

Me
Lmfao
No, don't bully him like last night

006
I just back read the chat

004
That's crazy but who asked?

Aries
Oh, its my wife
The mean girl

004
Ew, get away from me dumbfuck

005
Love hate relationship
I love it

006
Are we gonna introduce ourselves?

004
No, begone

Aries
Marry me 004

Me
Aries control yourself

009
Are you jealous?

011
I'm still here?

005
You don't say?

Pisces
Why are you guys so mean? :(

Scorpio
Pisces where were you

002
Do you Scorpio, take Pisces to be your lawfully wedded wife?

005
I love how he appeared when she showed up

009
Couple goals

Me
006 sorry, and yeah we should introduce ourselves
Hi, I'm Gemini part time murder
Full time Queen
You?

006
Um. . .I'm Virgo

Aries
Part time nerd
Full time geek 🤓

004
Lmfao

Aries
Did you see that? 004 laughed at my joke
It loves me

005
Pathetic
Hi Virgo
You did good in today's practice

Virgo
Um. . .thanks?
Do I know you?

002
Why the 'um'?
Shy boy

005
I'm the soccer team's captain

Pisces
Leo? Hiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

Virgo
Um. . .Hi sir

004
Sir? Lmfao
Who is this noob

Me
R00d
I love it

002
Anyone in the basketball team?

011
Me, who are you?

002
One word
Food, sleep, lazy, basketball, Cancer

Leo
That's five words chief

004
Cancer?

002
You know her?
She's so pretty and sweet
I'm pretty sure she hasn't said any mean thing in her entire existence
With her short pretty black hair and bangs that covers her cute little forehead and her pinchable puffy cheeks

004
Yeah, nobody cares

Aries
Lmfao
I don't know who you are but damn
Daddy is in love 😍

Scorpio
Disgusting

011
Wait, 002 you Taurus?
That's the biggest Cancer simp I know

002
Simp?
I'm no simp, she's just you know, the love of my life

004
Simp

Leo
Simp

Me
Simp

Aries
Simp

Taurus
Stop it

Scorpio
'Stop it' suffer you fuck face

Pisces
Scorpio

Scorpio
I'm sorry, pretend you never saw that

009
We've got 2 SIMPs in chat

Me
Where were you

009
Talking to a friend of mine
Who so happens to be in this groupchat
Btw she says to the person who said 'nerd alert' fuck you

Aries
Right, let them say it to my face

010
Fuck you

009
Guys say hi to Capricorn

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