What is this groupchat? (a zodiac gc)

Chapter 12; Will to live

'I'm hot asf'

Cancer
He basically bugged me until
I accepted

The end

Libra
What? You didn't give the juicy details

Gemini
The sweet, kissy bun bun
Fucking delicious details

Pieces
The loveable, huggable
Squeezable fucking tantalizing details

Virgo
What has this gc done to Pisces?

Taurus
Scorpio be like; I want my baby back

Scorpio
How long can you survive
with a knife on yo chest?

Sagittarius
Can we not kill people?

Aquarius
Since when do you care?

Aries
Every time I log on
I lose my will to live

Gemini
Every time I see you
I lose my will to live

Leo
Every time I talk to you
I lose my will to live

Scorpio
Every time you breathe
I lose my will to live

Libra
Can we not be so random?

Pisces
And maybe celebrate Taurcer?

Aquarius
I honestly don't give a shit

Taurus
Tell them or I'll shave Huggies fur

Aquarius
I cried
I was over joyed

Stop using my cat to blackmail me

Virgo
Capricorn said to say "Lmao."

Sagittarius
Why are you always with her?

Aries
Who cares?
Now that Cancer is married

Cancer
This motherfucker

Aries
Be quiet Mrs Taurus

I need a new bae

Leo
I also need someone to simp
over me

Get in line ladies

Scorpio
Pisces I'm looking at you

Libra
Lmao, bro finally grew some balls

Gemini
I love Libra 2.0

Pisces
Again with the randomness

And Scorpio, don't worry
I'm yours

Taurus
Plot twist

Leo
The plot thickens

Pisces
No, like friends

Virgo
Nah, why you gotta do that to bro?

Aquarius
Oh, Virgo finally grew some balls too

Sagittarius
Where's the balls shop?

I need to play with some balls

Aries
*holy music stops*

Gemini
Dumbshit it was never on

Libra
And she probably meant like
Um volleyball and you know?

Sagittarius
No I mean some scorp balls

Leo
*unholy music plays*

Gemini
Mummy don't know
I've forgotten the lyrics

Aries
Just like you forgot your bra at my play

Virgo
Capricorn said to say "What the fuck"

And she just hit me for not punctuating

So "what the fuck!"

Gemini
I did not
Pretty sure I don't even wear bras

Aquarius
To much information

Me likey

Scorpio
^^ signs of a lonely fuck

Aries
Capricorn, you can see our chat right?

Can I simp over you?

Pisces
^^ signs of a crazy person

Leo
Libra, can you simp over me?

Libra
^^ Signs of my future boyfriend

Leo
I can get used to this

My faithful simp

Virgo
And Aries back off Cappi

Gemini
I love me some drama

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And I'm like oh yeah, I have another gc book

Lmao, time to disappear again

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Cya💙