I'm hot asf
Taurus
We have a problem
Cancer
Correction, you have a problem
And we have an idiot who keeps getting into one
Libra
Lmao, that must hurt
Taurus
Wow, how supportive -_-
Leo
Everyone, Let's ignore Taurus and his problem
Scorpio
Wow, you're finally using your brain
Gemini
Stop! I almost choked on my soda 😭
Aries
Choke on this d instead
Pisces
D? How does one choke on an alphabet?
Sagittarius
Bombastic side eye
Aquarius
Criminal offense side eye
Scorpio
Stop, before I pluck out your eyes
Capricorn
Ew! A gore lover!
Taurus
Fuck all of you
Listen to me
Aquarius
Who wants to hear a joke?
Gemini
Lmao, even his own friend
Libra
Imagine
Pisces
Libs, I thought you were nice
Libra
I am, this gc is evil fr 😭
Virgo
That's why I always prefer to stalk
Capricorn
That's good, no body wants you anyways.
Cancer
Punctuation lady has a point
Virgo
Capricorn stop it
Aquarius
Oops, bro about to fight back
Leo
Lmao, lemme get my camera real quick
Aries
You can't get your camera real quick 🤓
Dumbfuck, this is an e-quarrel
Leo
Bitch, fite me
Gemini
Fight* years of education wasted
Scorpio
Bahahahahahaha
Taurus
Bro laughing like me now
Scorpio
Imma cut your vocal cords
And serve it to Cancer
Cancer
How much is it worth?
Taurus
Listen to me, all of you
Sagittarius
No, make me
*whispers* this is the part were you have to kiss me
Libra
*whispers* why would he do that?
Sagittarius
*whispers* Cause its hot
Leo
What are these madmen doing
Virgo
Whispering in chat, sir.
Capricorn
And I thought you were the only dumb one.
Aquarius
Lmao, the tension between you two
Sagittarius
That's cause they're betrothed
Pisces
What?
Libra
What?
Gemini
What?
Taurus
Guys, my problem????
Gemini removed 'Taurus'
Gemini
Now sag, spill dah tea
Capricorn
We're not!
Sagittarius
Lmao, I'm joking
But their parents ships them all the time
Capricorn
Sag, shut up.
Stop it!
Scorpio
What the fuck?
Duck*
Aquarius
Bro? You good?
Cancer
Its cause of Pisces smartshit
Leo
Smartshit hahahahahahahahahaha
Aries
Hahahahajahahajajahahajajajajajajhahah
Libra
What is happening?
Gemini
They've gone mad
Aquarius
They were never sane
Capricorn
None of you are.
Maybe except Pisces and Libra.
Virgo
What about me?
Cancer
I almost feel pity for him
Gemini
I feel like we're forgetting someone
Leo
Nah, we're complete
Pisces
No, Taurus isn't here
Aquarius
Who the hell is that?
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Guess who only disappeared for four days
Moi, mwahahahahaha
Anyways hi, how are you?
Pls vote and comment
Thanks
Cya💜
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What is this groupchat? (a zodiac gc)
Humor3am, that's when the idea hits differently and that's when a bored person decided to open a groupchat with a bunch of not so random people from school.
