Countryhuman Incorrect Quotes/Skits

WW2 Incorrect Quotes #1

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Soviet Union: God, give me patience.
Third Reich: I think you mean 'give me strength'.
Soviet Union: If God gave me strength, you'd be dead.
(Communism intensifies lol)

Third Reich: *Gently taps table*
Soviet: *Taps back*
Japanese Empire: What are they doing?
Fascist Italy: Morse code.
Third Reich: *Aggressively taps table*
Soviet: *Slams hands down* YOU TAKE THAT BACK-

*Japanese Empire attacks Pearl Harbor*
America: Why would you think any of this was a good idea?
Japanese Empire: Probably because I'm a dangerous sociopath with a long history of violence.
America:
Japanese Empire: I don't know how you keep forgetting this.

Third Reich: Don't worry, I have a few knives up my sleeve.
Soviet: I think you mean cards.
Third Reich, pulling knives out of their sleeves: No, I do not.
(Lol this so would be Reich)

Third Reich: I prevented a murder today.
Soviet: Really? How'd you do that?
Third Reich: self control.
(😳)

Third Reich: I trust Japanese Empire.
Fascist Italy: You think she knows what she's doing?
Third Reich: I wouldn't go that far
*Japanese Empire attacks Pearl Harbor*

*At a Axis meeting*
Third Reich: We need a distraction.
Japanese Empire: Is anyone here good at jumping up and down and making weird noises?
Fascist Italy, whispering: My time has come
(Lol)

Third Reich: Welcome, fellow idiots
Soviet: Hello, Third Reich
Third Reich: No, no, not you, you're not an idiot
Soviet: You underestimate me
(Oof, yeah I guess he's thinking of the Winter War...)

Third Reich: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?
Soviet: Put spaghetti in it.
Third Reich: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you.
Japanese Empire: Put spaghetti in it.
Third Reich: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two.
Fascist Italy: Put spaghetti in it.
Third Reich: I'm no longer taking suggestions.
(Oof, maybe it was better TR was taking suggestions anyways.. Who knows what else he though of..)

Cop: You're receiving a ticket for having three people on one motorcycle.
Third Reich: Crap! (Sorry I had tl change it, want to make my account as swear-free as possible)
Hungary: Wait, three?
Cop: Yeah?
Japanese Empire: OH MY GOD FASCIST ITALY FELL OFF!!!
(Yeah you will see this one again because I want to do this for the Cold War or something...)

Third Reich: UK, my old arch enemy.
Soviet: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?
Third Reich: I have a life outside of you, Soviet
(Yeah Soviet he doesn't hate just you lol...)
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I cutted it off here because I wanted to make a Part 2 which will come!

With that, have a good morning/day/night. Stay strong and may you find happiness in the littlest of things. Know that you are not alone and you are loved by at least one person in your life. Hopefully, these words will help someone who needs it. ☺