Countryhuman Incorrect Quotes/Skits

Cold War Incorrect Quotes #1

*Another good CH video that's not owned by me lol*

Soviet: You're a loose cannon, North Korea.
North Korea: No, I'm not.I'm a cannon, maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Vietnam: I think you play by your own rules.
Cuba: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Soviet: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
North Korea: No, I'm just a reckless renegade.China is a loose cannon.
China: * smashes a chair* Aah! You shut your trap, North Korea!
Cuba: I'd say China's more of a cop on the edge with nothing to lose.That's an entirely different thing.
Vietnam: Now I'm just confused.Is North Korea a loose cannon or not?
Soviet: All right, put on a pot of coffee.We're gonna get to the bottom of this.
North Korea: *groans*
China: Aw, man.
(Oh god...)

Soviet: You're right.
America: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you.Did you just learn it?
(Oof, ...)

Soviet: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Vietnam: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
East Germany: I recorded the dumb stuff.
North Korea: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
China: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
(Lol why is this true)

*builds Berlin Wall*
Soviet and America: I can explain.
East and West Germany: Can you?
Soviet: If you give me thirty seconds to think of a lie.

Soviet: East Germany isn't answering their phone
West Germany: I'll call!
Soviet: America and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
East Germany: Hello?
Soviet: 😦

How do you each of these Soviet influenced countries react to:'Can I copy the homework?'
East Germany: I can help you with it!
Soviet Republic Russia: Yeah, sure.
Vietnam: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.
China: lol nope.
North Korea: Wait, we had homework?!?!?!
Cuba: *Read 5:55pm*

*Most days in the USSR cabin home*
Soviet: *Kicks the door down looking panicked*
Soviet Republic Russia: What did you do?
Soviet: Nobody died.
Soviet Republic Russia: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
(I would be like Soviet, don't lie to me!!!!)

*When the Soviet Union economy started to crash, if Soviet asked China to help*
Soviet: Okay, help me please! China: Got two words for you.
Soviet: I bet they won't be helpful.
China: Your problem.
Soviet: I was right.

Soviet: Ok, maybe playing 'whose family is most dysfunctional' wasn't the best idea we've had. East Germany has been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get them out...
(I could only imagine what happened lol)

East Germany: *running away from Soviet and screaming*
Soviet, getting out of a car: WHY ARE YOU RUNNING? WHY ARE YOU RUNNING?
(Umm... Let me see Berlin Wall..)
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Cold War quotes Part 2 will come!

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