"Seriously!just stab them in the head!

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Rare ship - Billy loomis x stu macher x Roman bridger.
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Billy grinned, taking off his mask, Roman stood beside him, looking at the dead bodies laying on the ground in front of them,

One of the supposed dead bodies moved, and Roman walked over, kneeling down and stabbing them right in the chest,

"You should stab them in the head," both Roman and Billy turned, seeing stu standing a few feet away,

"Stu..what are you doing here?" Billy questioned, walking towards stu,

"Oh, you know, just came to see what my boyfriends were up to, only to find out that they killed a bunch of people, but seriously stab them in their heads or else they'll come back, " stu said,

"You've spent too much time with Randy," Billy grumbled, with an eye roll,

"I only spend time with Randy because my boyfriends don't want to spend time with me," stu told him, slightly patting his cheek,

Billy grabbed his wrist, kissing the palm of stu's hand, "we're sorry, love,"

"Yeah, we're sorry, we'll spend more time with you," Roman promised, coming up to him and caressing the side of his face, being gentle with his scars,

"How come you guys don't take me with you when you kill people?" Stu asked, glancing between Billy and Roman,

"We don't want you getting hurt," Billy told him, "you almost died last time," Roman added,

"You and Billy almost died too. Don't forget the both of you were really close to getting shot in the head," stu told them,

"That's different," Billy said, and stu raised an eyebrow ,"and how is that?"

"We didn't have a TV fall on our heads that put us in a one year coma," Roman said,

"T-thats a low blow man, " stu said, looking away from Billy and Roman,

"I hate it when you guys go without me. Makes me feel useless," stu admitted,

"You're not useless, "Roman said, "Yeah, stu don't say that, " Billy added,

"The only thing I'm good at is killing, and you two won't even let me do that. The two of you prefer I stay at home like a perfect little housewife," stu told them, looking at them

"Well... you do make a perfect housewife," Billy said, and Roman smacked him in the stomach, "Not helping,"

"Listen, what if next time you come with us? Huh? But you have to promise us that you stay by our side, okay?" Roman said, and stu smiled ,"really?" Roman nodded

"And stay away from TVs," Billy added, "that I can promise," stu said before spotting movement from behind Billy and Roman,

"Seriously! Just stab them in the head!"
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Word count - 443

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