'Huh?' Was what you thought when you found a note in your locker, more specifically a love letter.
"OMG BESTIE YOU GOT A LOVE LETT-" Hu tao was cut off by your favorite gay friend (you guessed it) Xinqui pushing 'Hooty' out of the way
"SPILL THE TEA RIGHT NOW-" Xinqui exclaimed in excitement.
"BRO I DONT KNOW WHO IT IS-" You shot right back immediately answering all his questions.
"Quiet in the corridors." Ninnguan said sternly poking at you.
"Sorry Miss Student Council but not today-" Hooty and Xinqui tried to say before Chongyun, Xinqui's boyfriend, silenced them.
"Nings!" A female voice called for her. That voice was none other than Beidou's, Ninnguans girlfriend. "We're late to the meeting!" Beidou exclaimed, after grabbing Nings and running off.
"Damn- how is everyone getting more bitches than me?" Was the first thing Hooty said to break the silence.
"Aw shut up hooty. You already know you literally have a club of simps dedicated to you." You said dismissively.
"ANYWAYS WHEN ARE YOU MEETING WITH THEM?" Xinqui exclaimed earning a few glares from the school gang, the Fatui.
"After school under the confession tree." You bluntly replied.
"HAH I TOLD YOU XINQUI NOW HAND OVER THE 100 MORA BITCH!" Hu tao exclaimed holding out her hand for her mora.
"Wait.... WERE YOU GUYS BETTING ABOUT WHERE THE LETTER SAID TO MEET?" You exclaimed, shocked.
"You heard nothing." Xinqui replied.
At last the final addition to your friend group appeared who were none other than... Aether and Lumine!
"I just saw a group of people walk by and why is the tall blonde so mommy?" Lumine asked, obviosly new to the school.
"Cap. Outright cap. Raiden is even more mommy." Aether replied.
This eventually lead to an argument between the twins, about Raiden and the tall blonde later identified as La Sinyora from the gang 'the Fatui'
《TIMESKIP TO AFTER SCHOOL UNDER THE TREE (yk which one ;) )》
You nervously approached the tree waiting for someone to jump out and say it was a prank. But instead Ed Sheeran walked out from behind the tree (jk jk its my favorite scaracoochie). Obvious shock crossed your face. "What are you doing here!?" You asked him.
"What do you think dummy?" Scaramouche replied. "I was the one who sent you the letter."
"Oh-... ok." You flatly said.
"Look I know we haven't talked in a while but I have something to tell you... Look we've been best friends since we were small and during that time I... Developed something for you. I later realised it was love. So I have gathered the courage to ask you today. Will you be my partner?" He said the last part with a large blush covering his face.
You thought for a while and then replied with, "Yes!"
A smile decorated Scaramouche's face as he pulled you in for a hug.
"OMG BESTIE KISS HIM-" Hooty's voice appeared after she jumped out.
"YOU BLEW OUR COVER YOU IDIOT- BUT ANYWAYS CAUGHT IN 4K 📸📸📸📸" Xinqui exclaimed not realising that the fatui literally jumped out of the oppisite facing bush oppisite them.
"CONGRATULATIONS--" The fatui were about to finish but then sighted your friend group.
An epic fight ensued (pew pew) between the 2 groups. Slowly you and scara backed away into the void.
☆Author note☆
THIS IS A SHITPOST- SO I'M DEEPLY SORRY IF IT DIDN'T LIVE UP TO YOUR EXPECTATIONS- I WROTE THIS WHEN I HAD NO MOTIVATION-
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