~💙Jailey Taylor Swift Oneshots🍑~ (discontinued)

🏳️‍🌈YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!🏳️‍⚧️

Ships besides Jailey: Lander

(HAPPY PRIDE MONTH EVERYONE!)

(Jake pov)

I didn't think when I woke up this morning that i'd be strolling around a pride month festival with Hailey, Luke, and Zander. But here I am.

"You having fun?" Hailey asked me.

"Spending time with you? Hell yeah I am!" I tried to make that sound good.

"I'm glad you came, I honestly wouldn't be able to stand hanging out with just the lovebirds much longer" Hailey smiled softly

"Why'd they make you tag along anyway?" I asked

"Oh, you goof. It was my own decision, did you forget that I'm BI?" She giggled

"Adding that to the list of things you thought I knew but you never told me." I joked.

"Well you know now" she rolled her eyes.

"Wait what's happening over there?" I pointed to a bunch of people who looked absolutely pissed holding signs up in the air.

"Ugh, homophobes." She crossed her arms squinting her eyes.

"Shall we go piss them off even more? I'm an expert at that." I smirked.

"Sounds perfect, lets go find Zander and Luke" She smirked back at me.

We were preparing for our mission going to track down the lovebirds to take down the homophobes.

"Guys! Wanna join us to piss off the homophobes in  stupid land?" Hailey grinned running up between Luke and Zander.

"Is that a question!?" Zander grinned at his sister.

"Uh.. shouldn't we just ignore them?" Luke raised an eyebrow

"But that's no fun! We gotta stand for what we believe in!"  Hailey threw a fist in the air.

"Alright, lets just try not to get murdered.. or arrested.." Luke sighed.

"Yeah, yeah. No time to worry. Group huddle!" Hailey was on a mission, there was no stopping her.

"Why are we huddling anyway?" I asked.

"Game plan, duh." Hailey rolled her eyes.

"So we need a game plan to piss people off? They're already pissed to the level that if we all went up there and threw our arms up in the air and yelled 'I'M GAY' they would start preaching to us." Zander made a good point.

"I was thinking choreographed dance. While you two lovebirds make out, we sing You Need To Calm Down and skip in circles around you!" Hailey joked.

"Right... and 'prove' the theory that we all belong in a mental hospital." Zander crossed his arms.

"Well how about we use those gender reveal cannons... but fill it with rainbow confetti... and shot them up above them?" I suggested.

"Right so let them think they're getting shot, and then dance around eachother. Every idea is getting more and more mental." Zander was losing interest in our plan quickly.

"I've got something less... psychotic? How about we  tell them all about how we're all human in the end? And stuff like that." Luke suggested, taking all of The irritatingness out of our plan.

Me and Hailey shared a look, there was no way we were backing down on our plans.

"Sounds like a plan!" Hailey lied.

"Hailey?? Wanna go grab some flags so we can salute and hold them up while Luke preaches?" I gave us a getaway for our evil plan.

"ALRIGHT! Meet you guys near the fence?" Hailey asked Zander and Luke.