KEEPER OF THE KEYS
[That stormy night, a tall house, on a rock island somewhere out at sea. The Dursleys, including Harry have moved there, due to the chaos with the letters. The family is sleeping, with Harry on the cold, dirt floor and Dudley sleeping on a sofa. Harry has drawn a birthday cake which reads, Happy Birthday Harry. Harry looks at Dudley's watch, which beeps 12:00.]
Harry: [to himself] Make a wish, Harry. [he blows the "candles" on the drawn birthday cake]
"At least the cake didn't look like absolute shit..." Carina tried to comfort Harry.
"What kind of backhanded compliment is that?" Draco responded, turning to look at Carina.
"Well, he can't draw for shit. At least his birthday cake didn't look like arse, I'm just saying his birthday could've been a lot worse." Carina tried to defend herself.
Harry tried to get everyone to watch the film again, "It was an amazing birthday actually, just watch."
[Suddenly, the door thumps, in sync with the thunder flashing. Harry jumps. The door thumps again and Dudley and Harry jump up and back away. Harry hides behind a wall, and Dudley cowers on a windowsill. Petunia and Vernon appear, with Vernon holding a double barrel gun.]
"WHY HAS HE GOT A GUN?" Lily, Hermione and other muggleborns started screaming. Bex didn't look too shocked, always being the pessimist.
Vernon: Who's there?! Ahh!
[The door bangs again and then falls down, and a giant man appears. As he comes into the clear lighting, the giant man himself reveals to be Rubeus Hagrid.]
"Oh my Merlin, Hagrid, you amazing person." James praised Hagrid, who turned red from all the attention on him now.
Hagrid: Sorry about that. [He puts the door back up]
Vernon: [aiming his gun at him] I demand that you leave at once, sir! You are breaking and entering!
[As Petunia quietly gasps in fear, Hagrid grabs the gun and bends it upwards.]
Hagrid: Dry up, Dursley, you great prune. [The gun fires upwards, blasting a hole in the ceiling, causing the two to shriek in fear. Hagrid notices Dudley.] Mind, I haven't seen you since you was a baby, Harry. But yer a bit more along than I would have expected. Particularly 'round the middle.
"He thought that thing was you?" Ginny asked, horrified.
Dudley: I-I-I'm not Harry.
[Harry reveals himself]
Harry: I-I am.
"I-I am," Carina mocked Harry, "fucking balls, you were annoying. Yes, I knew you were, but this annoying?" She and Harry laughed, signalling this was normal.
Hagrid: Well, of course you are! Got somethin' for yeh. 'Fraid I might have sat on it at some point, but I imagine it'll taste fine just the same. Ahh.
[Hagrid hands Harry the cake]
"AHHHHHH, HAGRID WE ALL LOVE YOU!" James and Bex both screamed at him.
Hagrid: Baked it myself, words and all. Heh.
[Harry opens cake, which reads "Happee Birthdae Harry" in green frosting.]
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Always Forever // watching the films harry potter
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