Steven University

Where You Realize It Isn't AU

Steven and the others walked into the building for a surprising sight. Two familiar gems stood before them. One that resembled a giant cheeto, and another that was small and had blue hair. She was wearing makeup, obviously. "Lapis!" Steven screamed. "Jasper!" screamed Garnet at the same time. "Great, those little runts are here," Jasper complained. Lapis looked scared. (Did I mention this is in Amethyst's point of view?) I noticed the tight grip Jasper had on her hand. "Wait, how did you escape the ocean, the chains?" Pearl said anxiously. Uptight, sexy pearls and their perfect symmetry and bodies and... wait, what? Anyways, Jasper leaned in close to Lapis threateningly. "Water girl and I made a little deal, you see," She said in her course voice. I shivered a little, but from what? Pearl, the usual cause of these, was like 5 meters away from me. "Wait, Steven? This place is for girls... or genderless people who appear female," Lapis said. A teacher started to approach us. This can't be good. "Excuse me, m'am. Aren't you a little old to be going here?" she asked. I was amazed that question was only targeted at Garnet, without asking Jasper. "I'm sorry, I'll go now," Garnet calmly replied. I think she had a plan, so I decided to keep Pearl from chasing after her. When I looked up from the ground, Jasper was practically dragging Lapis from Steven. She seems mad. "Guys, let's go to class. I'm sure Garnet will be back soon," the ever-so-upbeat Steven said. So, we all went to our scheduled first classes. I was taking archeology with Steven and Pearl. All of us gems passed for 7th graders but Garnet. Although, I knew two tiny gay gems who would! "Today, we will be studying human history," the professor person said, followed by some boring stuff about dead bodies and artifacts. He rambled on for about thirty minutes. Pearl was feverously taking notes while Steven stared on with stars in his eyes. I just sat there, almost falling asleep twice. That teacher had such a monotonous voice. Finally, we headed to our next class : math. The teacher was a bright and happy young lady who eagerly skipped around the room. She was greeting everyone with a huge smile on her face. I noticed that Jasper, Lapis, and Peridot were in the class. What's going on here? Why are all those gems going to school? Garnet didn't really explain why when she told us the school plan. "Hi, Ms. uhh teacher?" said the awkward Pearl. "Class, please take your seats!" the teacher said. "Now, two new students are joining you in this class today. Please come in." Then, in walked two short gays, wearing plenty of makeup and skirts that fitted them. "Sapphire, Ruby!" Steven screamed. "Uh, yes. Please take your seats, girls," the professer person said to them. Ruby leaned over to whisper to the teacher after glancing around the room. They held a quiet conversation before the teacher finally said," Stephanie, please move to the back." At first, Steven didn't realize it was him being addressed, but Pearl poked him and motioned. I then understood what was going on. Sapphire and Ruby wanted to sit next to each other. In the back of the classroom, Jasper sat behind Lapis and was kissing her neck and near her gem. So they're a thing now? Eh, kind of saw that coming. The teacher was discussing something about numbers, but I was focused on Pearl. She squirmed at the sight of the classroom and how unsymmetrical it was. "Hey Pearl, look in the back!" I screamed in reference to the unsymmetrical desk line-up. "No talking!" teacher yelled."Wait, we can't talk?" I asked. People began to laugh and I sat down, embarrassed.Finally, a bell rang and we were allowed to go eat. "Guys, did you see Jasper and Lapis in class? They were, like, makin' out!" I told the gems once we gathered for lunch. Sadly, I failed to notice the two of them standing behind me. "Uh, look behind you, Amethyst," said "Stephanie". I turned around to see said gay gems. "Yo," I said weakly. Jasper smirked and had the nerve to make out with Lapis right there, despite all of the teachers around us. "So you guys are a thing," Steven shouted, excited. Pearl just stood there blushing till she was blue, and "Garnet" was talking about who-knows-what. Finally, Saphhire turned to Pearl and smoothly spoke. "You didn't tell them about the planet thing, did you?"