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12:14 p.m.
(Link): Hey Zelda
(Link): You would say we have a tight familial bond right
(Zelda): istg WHAT DID YOU DO.
(Link): Who said i got into trouble!! I was just asking!!! Promise!!!!
(Purah): Yeah dw Zellie, he didn't mess up!
(Zelda): ....Really? That's....surprising.
(Purah): We all messed up! 🤭
(Never Gonna Give U Up): PURAH WE AGREED ON THIS?!??
(Never Gonna Give U Up): YOU SAID YOU WOULDN'T TELL MY SISTER
(Mipha): tell ur sister what
(Mipha):
(Mipha): yk what im already two cucumbers and ten candles into an aromatherapy session
(Mipha): and i couldnt care less rn
(Mipha): so long as nobodys dead then live free my little burden
(Never Gonna Give U Up): ......
(Never Gonna Give U Up): Are you ok?
(Mipha): ya why
(Never Gonna Give U Up): Because normally you would have already demanded that I tell you what happened?? And then proceed to drag me home
(Mipha): Well normally im not at the end of my wits and in desperate need of a vacation
(Mipha): just let me have my peace for the day and ill deal with it later
(Zelda): ok but is ANYONE GOING TO TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED.?!?.!?
(Kakashi Fanboy): Dogs.
(Link): doggos
(Never Gonna Give U Up): Dogs?
(Daruk): My worst nightmare.
(Purah): woof 🐶
(Zelda): ..
(Zelda): im sorry WHAT
(Purah): So picture this, we were all bouncing as high as the stars- ✨
(Never Gonna Give U Up): c
(Never Gonna Give U Up): can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars
(Purah): *SLAPS A HAND OVER UR MOUTH* shushy 🤐
(Zelda): Hey guys can you stop roleplaying during ur alibi??
(Link): Who says this is an alibi? We know we're screwed lol
(Kakashi Fanboy): Link that's not helping our case.
(Daruk): I'm gonna have nightmares tonight..
(Purah): Aaaannywayyy
(Purah): We were just innocently enjoying ourselves when a group of annoying kids came in.... 🙄
(Kakashi Fanboy): Their 'leader' called himself Mido I think.
(Purah): Well since ur interrupting, would you like to explain what happened? 🙃
(Kakashi Fanboy): ....
(Kakashi Fanboy): No comment.
(Link): Mido insulted Revali and then he started fuming and jumped so hard he launched the kid into the air.
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BOTW Modern AU Chat Fic
HumorIn which Link gets banned from pretty much every food chain in existence, Revali can't stop accidentally getting jobs, and there's a toy weasel named Dumbledore. Oh, and there's some plot in here....somewhere. Probably. Comedy | Chat Fic | Teen | Mi...
