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The Zippleback Experience

(note: Sifera and Mist (your dragon) stay upstairs in Hiccups hut)

Hiccup: Alright guys, let's drop the foundation right about....here. That should work. Perfect location.

Fishlegs: I, for one, couldn't be happier that we're finally-

Snotlout: Setting up the new watch tower. We know. We've been hearing about it for the past, oh, I don't know, week, month...What comes next? And why doesn't Sifera have to help? She has a dragon now and she should be pulling her weight 

Hiccup: Snotlout, you know bother her and Mist (your dragons name) are still healing, and we're protecting her from the dragon hunters, remember? it's safer if she stays at the edge. Guys, look, this is important. We've been seeing ships of the northern coast that have absolutely no reason to be there. Now with this, [gestures to the foundation of the watch tower] we can send up an early warning signal if they come into our waters.

Snotlout: If you're talking about Dagur and Ryker, and that's who I assume we're talking about-

Hiccup: Actually I wasn't referring to-

Snotlout: How about this? Whoever's out there that shouldn't be out there, let's just get on these very effective fire-breathing war machines and go off and blast them into oblivion.

Hiccup: Because that's not who we are! Since when do we go blasting people into oblivion?

Snotlout: Don't worry, Hookster. He doesn't speak for us. And wouldn't that be an easier and more efficient way of protecting Sif? they can't take her if they're dead

Hiccup: Snotlout! We don't kill people, and you know she only like Astrid calling her Sif

Ruff: Woo-hoo!

Snotlout: Or them. Definitely not for them.

Ruff: Here we gooo!

Tuff: Oh, I love to cut through the fresh powder. Don't you, sis?!

Ruff: Yeah! Just like a warm knife through yak butter! Woo-hoo!

Tuffnut: Blast! Blast! [explosion] Yeah! Yeah! Again. [another explosion] Zippleback, baby!

Astrid: Those two muttonheads better not bring all that snow up there down on us.

Hiccup: It's not the snow I'm worried about. [the explosions caused an avalanche] It's the ice!

[Hiccup, Astrid, Snotlout, and Fishlegs take off]

[The twins lose control of Barf and Belch and fall head first in the snow]

Ruff: That hurt.

[Stormfly gets Tuff and Meatlug gets Ruff]

Ruff: Barf!

Tuff: Belch!

Hiccup: Come on, bud.

[Barf and Belch fall off the cliff but Hiccup and Toothless catch them]

[Barf and belch lick Hiccup]

Hiccup: Okay, okay. I-I get it, yo-you're welcome.

Astrid: Uh, Hiccup! I wouldn't do that if I were-

Hiccup: Ahh!

Astrid: You.

Hiccup: Oh. Right.